Rob Jetten and Jesse Klaver: A Love Story

1. True Love

Rob Jetten and Jesse Klaver were sitting at Starbucks, just discussing the matters of Netherlands.

"I think we are handling the Covid situation quite well!", Rob commented, "By the way Jesse, you look...ravishing.. today."

"Oh you're too kind.", Jesse blushed and hid his face in his palms. Just behind them was sitting a large group of teenagers who were crying over dead, gay, FICTIONAL wizards from the seventies and listening to songs that only made them cry more.

"Just fuckin kiss already!", Finja, one of the girls, shouted at them. Then they kissed their girlfriend, Louna, to accentuate their message. Louna blushed in delight.

Jesse looked into Rob's dark brown orbs and gulped. How was he going to tell the man in front of him that he was in love with him? That every time he saw him wherever they work he wanted to slam him against the wall and snog him senseless? Oh god!

"Kids.", Rob smirked nonchalantly. 

"Oi! Who did you call a kid?", Aanya shouted from the table, "I'm fourteen!" Beside Aanya, Dylan was playing Minecraft. She was taking weird screenshots and sending cursed images on instagram. 

"Hey kiddo, can I play minecraft with you?", Jesse asked politely. She murmured a casual yes and proceeded to bombard her online friends on instagram with more cursed images. 

Jesse began playing minecraft with her. Rob noticed that Finja was singing Let it Go, from their favorite movie Frozen. She loved the movie more than her life itself. Sometimes, Louna got jealous that maybe Finja had a crush on Elsa or Anna and was cheating on her with fictional characters. 

"Oh my gawd Finja stawwp with your frozen obsession!", Rob laughed.

"Neverrr.", she snapped. Louna heaved a sigh of defeat.

It was at that time when Rob noticed that Jesse's arse was so fineeeeeeee. He had to supress the urge to smack him. That's when he saw Ahu who was busy clicking pictures of their feet. "Oi! Kiddo, do I look gay?"

"Dude you're so gayyyyyy. I can literally smell the gay from the another continent.", they snickered. Beside them, Marielle was deciding whether she wanted to marry Remus Lupin in her dr or Marlene McKinnon. In other words, she was having a bi panic. 

Esmeralda and Farah were having english tea because they were british. And Britishers drink tea. they had tea and scones and discussed the death of prince phillip. Everyone found their accents VERY sexy. British accents gave one of the teenagers (deffo not aanya, deffo not aanya) EARGASMS. She was eavesdropping on their conversation. 

Sophie and Tayte were arguing over orange juice and apple juice. (We all know apple juice is superior, fuck you orange juice lovers) "P-uh-lease.", Tayte ejaculated (yes, that is a synonym for said. can you believe it?) "Your opinion is wrong, Sophie-Dophie"

"Shut up Tayte-Layte, my opinion is better than your existence."

"Fuck you."

They both fell to the floor and wrestled each other.

That's when Rob couldn't take it anymore, he went and smacked Jesse's bum.

"OMG what're you doing?", Jesse tried to hide his blush and failed. 

"I love you Jesse."

"OMG I love you too Robbie!" Their lips crashed together and battled for dominance. Because that's all lips can do, they can only battle for dominance. If your and your partner's lips do not battle for dominance, ditch them right now!

A/N: Are y'all crying because of my beautiful writing? Thought so! I know , I know I give Shakespeare a run for his money! Well, I may add some fluff one shots later until then ADIOS!