Todoroki Family Camping (crack story)

We're here!

Endeavor: Here we are!

Shoto: Can I have a free go back home pass?

Fuyumi: No.

Shoto: Wow

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abi: I wanna go back home

Hawks: but we just got here

Endeavor: Um hawks? explain why you are here?

Hawks: oh right so um-

Dabi: Bruh we are dating isn't it obivous

Endeavor: wait what

Fuyumi: wait Touya your gay?

Dabi: Bisexual to be exact

Shoto: Wait, if Touya and Hawks are dating, and touya's hair is black, and hawks is a bird. That means tokoyami is there secret love child

Hawks: I-

Dabi: bruh you literally asked that green haired broccoli kid if he was all might's secret love child.

Shoto: I was right and I'm right now

Rei: I'm gonna go set up the tents. Enji, come and help me please.

Endeavor: Sure.

Dabi: Maybe I can steal endeawhore's van and drive back home

Hawks: um where's my packs of chicken nuggets inside my luggage?

Endeavor: I heard that Touya! Also, I threw everybody's luggages away. Nobody needs any of that stuff anyways. This is the wilderness.

Dabi: ...

Hawks: ...

Fuyumi: ...

Nastuo: ...

Rei: ...

Fuyumi: that was a joke right?

Endeavor: No I was serious.

Hawks: so you have choosen death I see?

Nastuo: Oh it's gonna be a fight up in here, I wish I had some popcorn

Fuyumi: is nobody worried about the fact we have nothing at all?!

Shoto: Yeah but I'm waiting for this

Dabi: I'm not gonna stop this.

Rei: I'm not gonna stop it either.

Hawks: 𝘺𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 aggressively

Shoto: He's Gone!

Nastuo: Best Trip Ever

Rei: I can finally relax

Fuyumi: I want this to happen again

Dabi: ye let's go he got yeeted

Hawks: um I think he's coming back down

Fuyumi: well one second was good

-endeavor falls down-

Endeavor: OWWWWWW

Endeavor: HAWKS!

Hawks: I would of probably stabbed you with my wings but

Dabi: Do It

Shoto: Right Now

Endeavor: WHAT-

Dabi: You heard us. Murder the life out of him Birdbrain :).

Hawks: Ok

Endeavor: Excuse Me?! Rei are you gonna do anything?!

Rei: hm...let me think about it.. Nope.

               The Next Day...

Dabi: WAKEY WAKEY BITCHES

Fuyumi: what the fuck?

Shoto: that's like the 1st time you ever cursed

Nastuo: I heard her cuss way more I got recordings on my phone👀

Fuyumi: Zip it natsuo.

Fuyumi: all I wanted is a normal family😔

Nastuo: Alexa play despacio

Hawks: I need my daily dose of chicken nuggets or else.

Dabi: oh shit here we go again

Fuyumi: what's gonna happen?

Dabi: he's gonna go 665% apeshit

Hawks: exactly

Shoto: please let me go home

Dabi: No

Fuyumi: No

Hawks: No

Nastuo: No

Rei: No

Endeavor: No

Shoto: I hate this family

Fuyumi: so what are we gonna eat?

Rei: well thankfully your dad didn't throw away my luggage, and I brought some bacon and marshmallows.

Dabi: We have food finally.

Nastuo: Where is endeawhore anyways?

Fuyumi: He went to start the van, to make sure when we go home it actually works well.

Hawks: um, what happens if it doesn't work?

Dabi: Um well, if that happens we will probably run out of food. But we can always eat endeawhore!

Hawks: but that's cannibalism

Dabi: Your a chicken

Hawks: and?

Dabi: you eat chicken?

Hawks: Yeah

Dabi: are your aware that you are a chicken?

Hawks: No

Dabi: I-

Hawks: IM A HAWK NOT A GODDAMN CHICKEN

Shoto: Damn he snapped fast

Dabi: Stage 1 Anger.

Rei: huh?

Dabi: Here's what happens when Keigo doesn't get kfc or chicken.

Stage 1. Anger
Stage 2. Depression
Stage 3. Denial
Stage 4. Planning Murder
Stage 5. He's gonna eat any thing he sees.

Hawks: You describe that fucking perfectly.

Natsuo: Perfection Go brrrrrr

Hawks: stfu

Everybody except for hawks: I-

Dabi: He's gonna kill us all😁

Fuyumi: Nobody is worried?

Rei: kinda of

Shoto: I mean like not really

Endeavor: EVERYBODY!

Dabi: what

Endeavor: the van isn't working, I think it broke down, I tried to start it, and the headlights are off.

Everybody: ....

Dabi: okay so we have barely no food, hawks is going apeshit right now, I'm stuck here on this terrible trip, and now we can't go back home.

Shoto: I hate everything.

        Haha the chapter is gonna end here

To be Continued ✨