Rantaro was in school and got detention for eating a civilian. This excited him, he loved that detention room. It had a special someone...or rather, a special chair. He ran into the classroom like an anime girl and said, "Chair-kun, where are you?"
"I'm here you sexy avocado bitch," the chair moaned, as he got up and totally topped Rantaro.
"W-what are you doing, stepchair?" Rantaro moaned loudly. The chair started eating Rantaros flesh. It was so sexually suggestive.
"A-ah~ uwu" Rantaro murmured while getting his dick bitten off by a fucking chair.
"Lmao, no homo but your dick is kind of big homie," the chair said. It was cumming out oil. The oil came out at rapid rates.
"Stepchair, youre gonna drown us in your sweet cummies!!!!!" Rantaro epicly refuted.
"Bro just drink it," and they did...but what dumbasses they were. The cum drowned them soon and they both died insanely. It was so sexy and hot, oh my lord.
