just read to the end, this ones my favourite of all the one shots I've written. (Let's ignore the crappy writing job but)
"Good day Lady Foster." Keefe said.
"Good morning keefe." Sophie said while rolling her eyes.
"I'm hungry."
"Me too. BUT. I have this great idea."
"What's the idea?"
"WE. MAKE. PANCAKES."
"What's a pancake?"
"Trust me, you'll love them. I'll just need a couple ingredients, I'll go ask the gnomes." Sophie muttered then hurried off to find flour, sugar, eggs, and baking powder, or at least some sort of substitute for them.
Sophie came back with bags overflowing with ingredients.
"Ok. I got everything. Ready?" Sophie asked.
"Always." Keefe said.
"The recipe, the recipe, " Sophie dug through cabinet, " YES! I knew I saved it. Come on.
"Is this going to be hard?"
"No, of course not." Sophie smiled, and the two danced throughout the kitchen dumping the ingredients into a silver bowl.
"Do we have a pan?" Sophie asked.
"What's a pan-"
"Never mind, I'll find something." Sophie said, then dashed away to go find herself a pan.
"And... FOUND ONE."
"Oh, uh great."
"Come on, just pour the batter into little circles onto this pan. It's easy." Sophie grabbed a spoon and scooped an almost perfect circle onto the hot pan. Keefe did the same, but his turned out more like a bumpy oval.
"Trust me. These are amazing. Maybe be even better than mallowmelt."
"BETTER THAN MALLOWMELT? NO WAY." Keefe said, and his eyes lit up as the pancakes started turning a golden brown.
"We have to flip them." Sophie whipped out her spatula and flipped the pancake, landing perfectly on its other side.
"Let me try." Keefe snatched the spatula out of Sophie's hands and plopped the pancake up off the pan, but instead of flipping it, it stayed on the same side. Sophie let out a friendly laugh.
"Here. Let me do it." She laughed. Once all the pancakes were cooked, the two sat down at the table. Keefe dug his knife into the soft pancakes but Sophie's arm stopped him.
"What are you doing? Syrup first." She said, and drizzled maple syrup over his pancakes, making them look straight out of a Pinterest photo. Keefe bit into his first pancake and his face of doubt turned into surprise.
"This is pretty good for human food." He said.
"Human food isn't bad. Humans just sometimes eat animals." Sophie said.
"WAIT DOES THIS HAVE ANIMAL IN IT? GROSS."
"Calm down, it's- shit this has eggs."
"WHAT'S AN EGG? SOPHIE WHAT AM I EATING."
"It's- umm just an unfertilized chicken-"
"A WHAT? SOPHIE."
"SORRY, SORRY. But it does taste good right?"
"I FEEL HORRIBLE SAYING YES."
"Well at least you like it right?"
"Right." Keefe said, and the two burst out laughing.
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Fanfictionidk what this is please don't judge my cringe writing! THANKS. Let's hope this turns out ok! this will be mostly sokeefe, but I might add a couple dexiana (yes I ship) linhella, and maybe some tiana (I don't really ship but I think it'll fun to writ...
