Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!".
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is fat that when someone is in her shadow, they think that there is a solar eclipse.
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades.
Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton’s got an echo.
Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even fit into an AOL chat room.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her.
Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.
Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?"
Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code.
Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family".
Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
Yo mama is so fat that they had to grease her just to get her into a restaurant booth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to a hotel, they said 'Sorry, no whales allowed.'
