There was a baning on Ghastlys door and he knew it was Fletcher.
He rushed to his door and flung it open.
Fletcher was wearing a gigantic hoodie.
He rushed into Ghastlys house and flung off his hoodie.
'' WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PENIS????''
''Please let me explain, Fletch!''
'OH! I'M ALL FUCKIN' EARS!! TELL ME WHY I HAVE A VAGINA!??''
''Look, It was part of the curse with the scars..if I was ever to do it with a guy they would get him pregnant and he would have all the lady parts until he gave birth.''
''I'M PREGANT??''
'I'm so sorry, Fletcher, I forgot to take my pill.''
''...sorry?? Ghastly..babe...'' Fletcher took his hand... '' I'v always wanted to bear your babies.''
Ghastly kissed Fletcher.
Chinas phone rang and she picked it up.
''Hello?''
''It's me, Chine. It's Tanith.''
''Oh! I'v been thinking about you all day!''
''Can I come over, babe?''
''Totally! Yes!'' China screamed.
Skulduggery jumped away from Valkyrie.
''Why are you shouting?''
''Why the FUCK did we have sex?''
''...Did you not enjoy yourself? I thought it's what you wanted???''
Valkyrie slowed her breathing down.
''You're right..I'm sorry. It is what I wanted..'' Valkyrie walked towards Skulduggery. '' And It was amazing.'' She kissed his bony ''cheek''.
