1. he want me ong (feat. Nikki Minaj)

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KAGEYAMA PLEASE STOP ASKING TO KICK HINA...

Today 7:13 AM 

coolerthanyou69
pull up in the monstah automobile GANGSTA

with a bad bitch (me) who came from sri LANKA

noya?!? 
YEAH IM IN THE TONKA COLOR OF WILLY WONKA

YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER

guys i think he's not negative
OKAY FIRST THINGS ILL EAT YOUR BRAINS

THEN IMMA START ROCKIN GOLD TEETH AND CHAINS

CAUSE THATS WHAT A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER DO

coolerthanyou69
HAIRDRESSER FROM MULAN THATS THE MONSTAH DO

MOTHER GIUSEPPE HEEL THATS THE MONSTAH SHOE

guys i think he's not negative
pause.

ik you did NOT just confuse mulan w milan

noya?!?
okay and what if she did 🙄

still served and slayed

coolerthanyou69
noya, babe

i appreciate you defending me

but use the word slay referring to me EVER again

and i will shred your minuscule balls into kraft mac n cheese

 noya?!?
can they be the limited edition trolls shaped pasta

yk like the ones ud put in the shoppjng cart n then

ur mom would yell at u

in the middle of the pasta aisle

bc u were being annoying asf

coolerthanyou69
omg i feel so bad!!!! omgomg!!!??!?

no.

troll mac n cheese is too good for you 😐

matter of fact

kraft is too good 4 u

i sentence you to dollar tree brand spaghetti-os

noya?!?
*presses x to decline*

guys i think he's not negative
*shoots you down bc who tf told you it was a cute idea to start roleplaying mid-chat*

fly high 😪
okay but it's like 7 in the morning

omfg what is wrong with yall

y/n you do remember you're supposed to set up the
gym today

guy's i think he's not negative
 gassed⛽up⬆shawty😍said😮i😛need🤝bout🤩forty💲💵pull🏎up⬆to🚶♂the🤗party🎉🎈yeah😜yeah😜yeah

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 15, 2023 ⏰

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