I was walking down the streets of Mannhattan, then it hit me I forgot to take my keys out of my car and I locked them in there. My phone, my wallet, everything I had was in there. Then all of the sudden my car exploded right in front of a old woman. I pulled out my gun and ran towards the car, just then I saw a Muslim running away. I started to chase him down an alley but then I saw a guy with a bomb-vest and I said, "stop!", I pointed my gun at him and shot his leg. I should have known better not to shoot him because right after he let go of the trigger button he exploded. I steeped over to the spot where he blew up. I saw a cop car turning into the the alley. They arrested me and took me to the head NYPD station. They asked me how long I planned to do this. I said I didn't have anything to do with this.
