My Best Friend's Tics

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"Yeeeeaaaaah Maaan!"

"Fuck your chicken strips!"

"Nooo siir!"

"Look at that fat eggplant! Wooow!"

"UwU! UwU! UwU! UwU!"

"I'm the pick-me giiirl,"

"Look at that picnic basket, num num!"

"Tina Tallerina, the fucking bitch ended our friendship!

"Pantry! Its the pantry!"

"Furry!!"

"Look, its Fundi the fox furry!"

Friend: "Pain," Tics: *sings* "Without love,"

"A B C D D I want the D,"

"Spill the tea sis, spill the tea,"

"I want poprocks! They go pop pop pop GUN!"