Robbing banks, stealing cars, and breaking into houses. That's a normal day's work for a regular criminal.. but not for these four! They've taken up this lifestyle only to fail and fail again.. Their biggest enemy? Themselves. They can't seem to get...
I walked around the hideout again and again, waiting for the shipment to arrive. We needed one more crate of explosives to blow the bank to bits.
But it still didn't come.
It was supposed to arrive at 6:30.. Now it's 7:15.. Whoever's in that truck is gonna get it when they get here...
Oh well. I kept walking around, until I heard a noise coming from the bathroom...
I went to check it out and—
Daniel: CHUCK! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?
Chuck: Nothing, sir! Just.. cleaning the toilets!
Daniel: With Frank's head?
Chuck: Yeah!
Frank: Mbmhmhphmbhmlgmhop!
Not sure why I hired these guys.. They're real dummies.. But then I heard a loud truck horn from outside- The shipment!
Daniel: Get his head outta there- Then get outside- Our bombs are here! Chuck: Woo! Frank: -coughs- Eww... Toilet water- Chuck: Suck it up, buttercup- Frank: BOI-
I grabbed my bag and headed up through our secret little hatch. I went around some trees until I saw the truck.
Daniel: Hey! What took you so long?
Marcus: Sorry bout that, boss! Got stuck in a little traffic!
Daniel: Whatever.. Load up the explosives into our vans then we'll get moving-
Marcus: Yes sir-
Daniel: And where's the other one?
Marcus: Who?
Daniel: I hired someone else from another gang-
Marcus: Oh! You mean Delta-
Daniel: Yes- Where is she?
Marcus: I told her to meet at the bank- She's heading there right now, according to this map-
Daniel: Alright- I'll go get the dummies-
I headed back inside to grab the two pieces of poo and then we set out in two separate vans. I couldn't find any unmarked vans, so I guess Mr. Faucet's Plumbing Company vans will do-
{Delta's POV} I sped to the bank on my bike, and waited patiently for my new boss to arrive. Personally, I've never met him. But he says he got in touch with his contacts and saw what I did.. Kind of a creep, sneaking around watching people.. But I guess that's what criminals do-
*time skip 30 minutes*
I finally saw the vans pull up to the curb. He walked up to me and introduced himself.
Daniel: Delta, is that right? Delta: Yeah- Been waitin' for ya long enough- Daniel: Well it's not my fault- It's those two -bleeps-..
Frank: GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESEBURGER! Chuck: NO WAY HAHAHAHA
Delta: You stopped for burgers? Daniel: It was the only way to shut them up- Delta: Did you get me one? Daniel: Yeah- Hope you like bacon- Delta: Mmm! Daniel: Eat it later- We've got a bank to rob-
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Hi again! I'll try to keep these chapters kinda short- My other books have L O N G chapters-
Hope you guys are enjoying so far-
and I'm sorry for the bad writing- I'm not the best writer- XD
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