LAME a RWBY fan-fiction

Starting off lame?

"Jaune Arc..." So I figured out vomit boys name... "Nora Valkyrie..." This girl looked WAY to happy to be sane! "Pyrrha Nikos..." She reminds me of an Amazon. I kinda want to fight her now... "Lie Ren..." He...kinda looks like a calmed Emerald. "...will now be team JNPR...led by... Jaune arc!" He seemed amazed. They walked off the stage and I was next.

"Luna Blade..." 'God I hate my name!' "Angel Stone... Mars Stone..." 'Brother and sister? WAIT! Why isn't she a faunest?' "...and Emerald Lee... Your four retrieved the black knight pieces. You will now be team LAME." Everyone but the four girls and JNPR laughed at us. "Led by... Luna Blade!" I didn't react at all I kinda expected that after the... Grim we faced... God I don't want to talk about that ever... The insides are horrible!!!

"Ruby Rose... Weiss Schnee... Blake Belladonna... And Yang Xio Long... The four of you retrieved the white knight pieces..." That's her name? Ruby... I have to remember that! "...led by...Ruby Rose." Yang gave her a hug and cheered. "Why are you so interested in them?" Mars asked. "Hm?" I looked at her and half smiled, pissing her off a bit. "Because I want to know things that might lead to...'fun times.'" I started walking towards our dorms.

The room adjacent to RWBY's and across from JNPR...awesome! This might be a bit easier than i thought. "How do we plan on arranging our room? Bunks...?" Emerald seemed a bit chipper about bunks. Seeing me shiver probably changed his mind though. "How about we leave it as is?" I say almost instanly... I must have seemed a bit scared off that, because they gave me a strange look. "I-It's just I've never had bunks and heard...'stories' about them..." They laughed and set them up as bunks. Angel smiled at me and gestured for me to get the top bunk. "You look light so you won't fall on me or anything."