Battle of idk island

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Author's note

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Hey guys this EXTREEMLY short story is for a couple of my friends, you know who you are. If you don't like it, I really don't care that much. Only my friends will get it. Sorry if u don't like it though!

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Far away, in the middle of the ocean, is a floating island. It drifts around, so it has no absolute location. This island is called idk island. On the island there lived two tribes. One, the pink butterfly unicorn llamas. The other, the green machines. Both tribes hated each other very much. So much they had to separate the island. Even after that, they still stole and pranced from each other!

One day, the unicorn llamas were being so obnoxious that the green machines wagered war! The unicorn llamas accepted and both sides prepared for war. The unicorn llamas sharpened their horns and marched to the field. The green machines baked their pies and met the unicorn llamas.

3, 2, 1, CHAAARGE!!!!!! Both sides collided. The war continued for days, and many lives were hit with pies. In the end, they realized friendship was more important and the two tribes lived happily in their newly built hotel in Hawaii. All got fair salaries and invested on building a time share on the floating island and keep it in place. It is now located around Florida somewhere maybe.

THE END