Makka pakka smut

Makka pakka x borris johnson part 2

Boris strolled the empty House of Commons thinking about how lonely he was and how much he hated his wife and kids. He wanted a real lover, someone who could fulfil his every need, In the bedroom and out.

Then out of the corner of his eye he saw a cleaner, wearing a maid outfit while sweeping the floor, with his huge bunda staring Boris right in the face. Boris was star struck for a second by this beautiful sight and he went over to the cleaner.

'Wir hiest do' big bojo asked.

'Shut the fuck up you German wanker, I don't speak fucking German you fucking Tory pussy licker'

'S-s-sorry' bojo stammered 'I mean, what's your name?'

'Makka pakka you fucking twat'

Boris Johnson then realised he knew Makka pakka!

'Omg I know you Makka pakka!' Boris exclaimed.

'How?' Makka asked

'I used to jack off while watching you on in the night garden!!!'

Makka pakka the burst into tears and fell to the floor crying.

'Oh-I-erm-I' Boris stuttered not knowing what to do.

'I'm sorry Boris, it's just I can't talk about in the night garden without getting upset.'

'Why's that?' Asked Boris.

'I got fired for being a junkie, and now I'm an illegal immigrant in this country' Makka sobbed, holding onto Boris' arms.

'Well I could help fix that 😏😏' Boris replied.

'You can?'

'Oh yes Makka pakka! Just suck my huge cock and I'll give you a beautiful new BLOO passport.

Makka pakka thought 'I'd suck on it for free'
But he didn't say that to the big j dawg and he got down on his knees and sucked on his teeny tiny weiner.

Bojo moaned the pleasure, makka was very good at this. Makka pakka then slowly began taking Bojos clothes off and throwing them to the side.

Bojo was very excited for what was about to happen but then makka pakka slowly pulled off his maids outfit and handed it to bozza.

'Put this on, you fucking bent twat' makka pakka commanded.

The big J man was hesitant, because he was usually the dom, but makka pakka was just too goddamn sexy, so he obliged.

Then makka pakka started fucking Boris up his tight arse hole until bojo was screaming with pleasure begging him to go faster.

But then they heard the door open and saw David Cameron walk in. Makka pakka knew David was bent af because he'd sucked him off once in a supply closet so he invited David to join in. David being the absolute wanker he is, obviously agreed and striped down revealing his microscopic shlong.

David then tugged bozzo off, and bozzo sucked on makka pakkas humongous shlong, until makka pakka came in his mouth and bozzo drank it all up. The big J man was no spitter!

David on the other hand still hadn't come once, but bojo knew how to change that. He left the room to go find something.

He then returned 5 minutes later holding a dead pigs head and David instantly got very excited and stuck his teensy cock Inside.

Makka pakka and bozza then got bored and decided to get married so then left and had a secret wedding.

Then they went on a honeymoon to Barbados where they shagged every night.

But they didn't use protection and bozza ended up pregnant and he gave birth to triplets called the tomblioboos.

But then Boris got a million stds and died and makka pakka was so sad he turned to drugs but then died of an overdose.

The end.