Player: so what's for dinner?
Dryad, staring at the food she just burnt: regret.
***
Player, trying to heal Merchant whilst Nurse is out: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Merchant: anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Player, desperately, as Merchant bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Merchant: oh! B positive.
Player: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Merchant: ...
***
*Player goes out exploring at the dungeon*
The air is getting colder around you...
*Player panics and goes back to the house*
Player: *kicks the door down looking panicked*
Zoologist: what happened?
Player: nobody died.
Zoologists: what sort of answer is THAT?!
***
*Player goes back to see what was going on*
Skeletron Prime has awoken!
SP: what the fuck is wrong with you?!
Player: wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
SP: good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
***
Player: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
SP: does anyone in this godforsaken world ever think before they speak
***
Player: must be hard not being able to laugh
SP: I do have a sense of humor you know
Player: I've never heard you laugh before
SP: I've never heard you say anything funny
*eventually player manages to beat SP and heads home*
Skeletron Prime has been defeated!
***
Player: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Nurse: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Player: death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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