Funny BTS Stories

JuNgkOoK iS a BaBy

Ahh finally I'm the narrator

"Where have you been this whole month?" Jimin asked.

I've been at home not knowing what to write cause I've lost some brain cells

"Since when do you even have a brain?" Did he just-

Ahem, nevermind let me narrate my story go do some stuff

"Yeah yeah whatever." He says as he roll his eyes

Bro I'm so bad at this

"Hey jimin have you seen jungkook?" Teahyung asks

"It's jimin hyung and no i haven't seen him since the morning" Jimin says while tipping on his phone. " I swear to God jungkook".
"You plan to do something with him?"
"Yeah, we planned to go to buy some stuff at Gucci and he said that he'll wake up pretty early since he had to do something too, but now I've looked for him and i can't find him."
"Isn't he in his room?" Jimin asks as he laid his phone down
"Nope".

"Guys," Jin screamed from the kitchen "breakfast is ready." Everyone sat in the dining room ready to eat. "Where's jungkook?" Namjoon asks "i don't know I looked for him but couldn't find him"

I have a feeling that I'm writing this incorrectly, since english isn't my first language if you find a mistake please tell thank you.

"Last time I saw him, he was in his room no where else" yoongi says as he served food for himself. "He's probably sleeping" jimin says as he eat "But i looked for him there and he isn't" Taehyung says "Maybe he's sleeping under the bed" Hoseok says

Bro what- what am I even-

"Why would he sleep under the bed?" Namjoon asks looking at hoseok weirdly "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" Hoseok shrugged his shoulders as he started eating.
"I'll go see what he's doing" Jin says as he stands up, walking up the stairs jungkook's room.

Enjoy your meal

"Thanks" jimin says. "Bro to who you're talking to?" Yoongi asked concerned. "To the narrator- nevermind forget it".

"Yah, jungkook breakfast is ready come down, we're waiting for you"
"We aren't" Yoongi shouted, "tsk tsk, yah jungkook!!" Jin started banging on the door but since there was no response he entered in the room only to find it empty. "Where is he?". He then saw the covers moving, "yah wake up, are going to sleep all day?" Jin shakes jungkook but something's wrong. "J-jungkook?!" He removed the covers and found, "eomma" a baby.
"..........."

What am I even writing smh 🤦

Meanwhile the boys were eating peacefully then they stopped when they heard Jin squealing. "What is Jin hyung doing up there?" Namjoon asked. "Guys," jin screamed while coming down the stairs "guys look it's Jungkook" The boys looked at Jin with concern. "Umm..hyung since when you started kidnapping babies?" Jimin asks, "what the- no it's Jungkook i swear"
"And how do you know it's him" namjoon asked
"He called me eomma, only he can call me that" Jin said with a proud tone. "Don't every children call you eomma?" Hoseok said (if you're referring to us armys then yes we do😂) "Have you seen anyone call Jin eomma?" Yoongi asked with a sarcastic tone "Well except jungkook no one else calls him that" Hoseok says as he takes a sip of his sprite.

"Aww look how cute you are?" Jin says while playing with the baby,
"Eomma" the baby said "Namjoon let's adopt a child" Namjoon spat his juice and looked at Jin with shock, "w-what" namjoon says shocked, "are you deaf? I said let's adopt a child" Jin says rolling his eyes.