Introduction

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by stan_nakyum

by stan_nakyum

Naruto's Pov
"Five so far this week, how much do you have Sakura-chan," I say smirking at her.
"Six," she brags sticking out her tongue.
"SIX?! HOW?!?!"
"Lets just say I have my ways with the ladies and the men," she winks. I roll my eyes.
"But hey, if you just focused your attention towards the men then I bet you you'll have more than me," she adds.
"Yea right," I roll my eyes.
"I'm serious Naruto. Sometimes you just need a bit of dick in-"
"Ew stop," I interrupt in disgust. She cocks her head back and cackles.
"Fine I will, but I'm being deadass serious Naru," she leans near my ear, "But you really need some semen in you."
"SAKURA STOP," I yell making everyone in the hall stare at me.
"OKAY OKAY," she giggles. "I'm gonna go meet Hinata now so don't wait up for me."
"Okay." She walks in the opposite direction towards the library as I head to my next class. Lets do a quick introduction. Hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, also know as Konoha University's playboy hehe *smirks*.
'Not really but ok' ~Sakura
'SHUT UP SAKURA!' ~Naruto
'What? I'm just saying you're not Konoha's playboy. Sas-'
'SHUSH! Just- *sigh* don't say his name.'
'Why?'
'BECAUSE!'
'Because what exactly? *smirks*'
'Ugh just go worry about Hinata or something.'
*blushes*
'HA! YOU'RE BLUSHING!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'UGH! Just finish your dumb introduction. *eye roll*'
'I will.' Anyways as I was saying, I'm Konoha's playboy and that girls that was just here is known as Konoha's playgirl, preferably for the girls because she's a kitty kat wrecker *smirks*
'AND A PROUD ONE!'
'Oh yes you are.' *whispers* And she's also known as Konoha's bill-boar-d b-row.'
'*SMACK* I HEARD THAT NARUTO!'
OWEWWWWWW WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!'
'BECAUSE YOU DESERVED IT THAT'S WHY!'
'Ugh whatever.' Anyways AS I WAS SAYING, she's known as Konoha's play girl and took the spot of Temari who was the former playgirl before she started dating Shikamaru. Ever since then Sakura took over that spot and she's been loved by many and some wanting to be her. *cough* Ino *cough* Pig.
'Bro-' ~Kiba
'What??'
'That's literally my girlfriend.'
'And??'
'So don't disrespect her like that.'
'Who the hell are- OHHHHHHH KIBA BUDDY HEYYYYY.'
'Hey??'
'I was just joking bud I thought you were *whispers* Sai.'
'What about me.' ~Sai
'AHHHH!' Kiba & Naru
'WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!' ~Naru
'What do you mean? I was always here I was just watching you guys from that table over there.' *points at table in the dark corner*
*shivers in disgust* ~Naru & Kiba
'Anyways what's happening?' ~Sai
'Oh we're just introducing ourselves to the audience. *waves*' ~Naru
'Oh ok. Hi guys my name is Sai and I'm IN LOVE with Ino. *smirks*'
'SAI FUCK OFF! SHE'S MINE!'
'Oh really. I would love to see her sucking my cock and looking at me innocently with those big blue eyes of hers.'
'THAT'S IT! *swings to punch Sai* *misses and lands in Sai's lap.'
'HAAAAAAAAAA *nervous breakdown.*' ~Kiba. Sai slides his hands on Kiba's waist keeping him locked in place.
'GET OFF ME YOU PERVERT!' *starts squirming around*
'Why.' *he whispers seductively in Kiba's ear.
'Guys guys if you two are going to have sex don't do it infront of the audience. *eyeroll*'
'WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX EVER! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!' ~Kiba
'And I have a dick that can fit right in your anal hole. *smirks*' ~Sai
'DISGUSTING!' ~Kiba
'I am so sorry for these two's behavior lets just continue with the story... KIBA! SAI! YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING! GO HAVE SEX SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNLESS I TELL YOU TO!'
'BUT THE SCRIPT IS TELLING US TO BE IN THE STORY!'
'I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE STORY SO GET THE FUCK OUT UNLESS I TELL YOU TO COME BACK!'
'FUCK YOU NARUTO AND I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH THIS GUY UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!'
'Whatever dumbass just get out.' ~Naru
'Ugh these people. Anyways enjoy the story. Try not to get horny ;).