Lucoa was sitting on the chair, looking at who knows what on his phone. He didn't know, however, that someone was watching him. The rat looked up, and noticed that the yellow bunny he knew all too well was looking.
"Good evening, Lucoa." Stephan smiled.
"Oh, hey." Lucoa looked away.
Stephan softly smiled. "How's it going?"
"Good."
"Whatcha looking at?"
"NOTHING!" Lucoa got flustered.
"Well, okay~" Stephan walked off, leaving Lucoa alone for a bit.
Until a fox walked in, looking at only Lucoa.
"Heya." Koda said, softly smiling.
"Oh, uhm-" Lucoa began, but Koda ruffled his fur. "How's it going?" Koda asked.
"Good-"
"KODA!" Stephan rushed in, and tackled Koda.
Lucoa just watched, unsure of what to do. So he walked out, and pulled out his ultimate weapon: a maid dress.
While Stephan was trying to rip off Koda's ears, Lucoa walked in, and leaned down to the two fighting animals.
"Will you two stop? It's agitating me~" Lucoa said, in the most compassionate (and sexy) way ever.
Stephan and Koda looked at Lucoa once, and instantly the both of them got nosebleeds. Lucoa sighed, and adjusted the dress, while Kanye walked in, and looked confused, while also looking hurt.
"Lucoa?" he asked.
"Oh, Kanye!~" Lucoa walked up to the man and kissed him on the lips.
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Why am I still alive? .-.
