Jeff x reader 😳😳😳😳😳

Chapter 1

It was like any other school day. As you wake up in the morning, you stretched your body before going into the bathroom to get ready. Brushing your teeth, you noticed something odd in the reflection of your mirror moving. It appeared to be vague white silhouette of a person coming into your room from your open window.

You just stood there and froze. Thoughts were instantly racing through your mind. 'Wait, what's going on?' 'Is that a person?' 'W-what should I do??'. After rubbing your eyes in disbelief, you eventually decide to slowly turn around, trying to see what it was. Nothing.

There was nothing there. Confused, you curiously walked out of the bathroom, still in your pyjamas to be greeted with nothing. Suddenly, a deep raspy voice with breathe that smelled like nasty-ass chicken nuggets appeared and said "Got any spare toilet paper?".

You quickly turned your head around and met what appeared to be a tall, stinky man in a white hoodie and black jeans. His black hair was messy and his skin appeared to be as white as baby powder. What was the most frightening part of all was his face, however. It appeared as tho he was a Joker and Barny the Dinosaur reject at the same time.

Then, it suddenly clicked. You recognised the stinky man. It was that one dude you saw on the Internet who was rumored to be a serial killer. You took another look at the man before realising, you like the stinky man :0. It appeared to you as though despite being what is essentially an emo hobo who kills people for a living,  you suddenly started to feel a certain feeling towards him. 😳😳

"Uh... you not gonna answer my question? I need some toilet paper really bad rn." The stinky man said.

"Marry me-" "WHAT"

Few months later, you who has now developed Stockholm syndrome and stinky man now live happily in a mansion in the middle of the woods owned by his boss Longnoodle man. You both make a living off of working in a KFC restaurant while secretly still being murderers by night.

"I still haven't gotten my toilet paper yet.."

"Shut up and kiss me you hot emo boy!😳😳🥴"

"..."