Canada: *spots a cute girl walking past, and there happens to be a rose bush beside him*
Cute Girl: *almost near him*
Canada: *swipes a rose up from the bush and puts it in his mouth, and strikes a charming pose right as she gets beside him*
Cute Girl: *slows and looks at him*
Canada: Bonjour~.......... OWWW!! *his hands and mouth are bleeding, because roses have thorns, silly Canada!*
Cute Girl: *runs away*
Off in the background France is crying silently, because he failed as a parent/ guardian/caretaker/Big Brother
^___^ This is why we cannot have nice things.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
