ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION . shidou ryusei

#01 | shidou + [l/n]

* uh yes, yea, yuh, mhmm. this is it. an "fboy" shidou fic. tbh, idk his personality well so if he sounds ooc, pretend you cannot see *

[ third person ]

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Gathering all the courage she had in her, the girl took a deep breath and grabbed the handle of the door, sliding open the squeaky old door that led to the closet in the gym that had barely been used due to the lack of indoor physical education these past few years. She mentally cringed when she heard their ragged breathing that went hand in hand with the warm, musty atmosphere that she was unfortunately already accustomed to. 

As a teenage girl, she knew better than to hang around douche bags who treated sex like a hobby and fucked so many women that they lost count, but life usually never goes as plan when the world decides to turn your only guy friend into the world's biggest manslut.

"You'll meet me again, right?" A familiar voice asked, belonging to a female classmate [y/n] had spoken to a few times before. She sounded uninterested but a sliver of desperation hung in her hoarse voice that had probably gone raw from all the noises she had just made. The coarseness of her voice was something [y/n] was familiar of but knew nothing of the feeling from her own experience.

When the male failed to respond, a little too preoccupied with stripping off his dirty clothes, she began to whine to him about their "relationship" that was simply a figment of her imagination that had attached itself to the temporary affection he had given her. Everyone in this school knew that Shidou Ryusei was not one for second chances, especially when it came to relationships that were purely physical.

"But you told me-" The girl was cut off by the bottom of [y/n] shoes squeaking on the old floors that were rather slippery from the smoothness. She was quick to hush and hide her body, pulling her uniform back on to avoid being seen in such a disgraceful light by a classmate of hers. Although, she wasn't stupid enough to forget that this was the [y/n], the only girl who was undoubtedly the most important person to him amongst the swarm of females in his life. It would have been foolish to not know who she was after all this time.

With whatever pride the girl had left, she scoffed and stood up in a hurry, gathering her belongings before storming out of the room, bumping shoulders with [y/n] who didn't say anything until the girl slammed the gym door shut behind her. The silence within the gym closet was deafening, quickly being cut short by the blond male who broke out in a complacent smile.

"Great timing, [f/n]! Pass me my bag," Shidou demanded, holding out a hand to the girl who had his bag hanging off her shoulder. She was quick to grab the strap of the backpack, yanking it off her shoulder to extend in his direction. Her eyes remained glued to the floor, purposely avoiding his stark naked body that he didn't bother hiding. The sound of rustling clothes filled her ears as she turned away, sighing exasperatedly. "The fuck are ya sighing for, drama queen?"

"You should stop doing it with all these girls." She chastised, crossing her arms over her chest as she leaned against the far wall to avoid accidentally touching any suspicious substancesthat might've been lurking in this filthy room. [y/n] scrunched her nose up in distaste for more reasons than one. "It's unpleasant."

Snickering, he unzipped the back full of clothes and began to pluck out the clean laundry he had asked her to fetch while he was busy plowing the class president in this nasty, old closet. The male pulled on the clothes, shoved his dirty clothes into the bag and zipped it up with a haughty exhale. "Quit being jealous. It'd be nice if you exploded too instead of being fucking lame."

His taunt went in one ear and out the other as she sighed, turning away to open the door to let herself out. The [h/c] haired girl rolled her eyes and mustered up the most playful sneer she could draw out. "No one would be jealous of something as dirty as that."

Shidou's laughter echoed within the building as he jogged out to catch up with her, throwing an arm around her shoulder once she was close enough to be at his side. The girl nearly stumbled from his heavy weight that was applied to her body from the side but caught herself with the help of the boy who tugged her into his chest. The vibrations from his laughter reverberated in his body that was pressed against hers. He was close—a little too close.

Catching a whiff of his sweat mixed with another scent she didn't particularly dislike nor love, she faked a gagged and pushed him away roughly. "You fucking reek."

He lifted an arm, sniffing himself before shaking his head with a deranged look on his face. "I smell fucking amazing. Your nose is just shit."

The smirk on his lips didn't dissipate as he approached her with claw-like fingers, ready to grab her and suffocate her in the scent she had supposedly been complaining about. It was a normal occurrence for him to pull some dumb shit like this, which is why she took her chance to sprint in the other direction and escape his wrath. Unfortunately, he wasn't about to let it go like that. "Get back here!"

"No, fuck off." The girl called out in response as she raced in the direction of the school, ready to pick her bag up at the classroom she left it in and run home to avoid being caught by Shidou's stink ass. Not long after, her pace grew slower before she stopped, throwing her hands up, surrendering. "Okay, stop, I'm winded."

"Already? Fucking weak." He scoffed, slowing to a stop beside her, not even breaking a sweat after that run. For an athletic guy like him, running was nothing. She sure wished she had stamina like him. Or maybe not. "You suck at everything. I'm surprised I haven't erased your existence yet."

"Haha..." She purposely eyed him suspiciously to elicit a laugh out of the boy who reached over to ruffle her hair, ruining it worse than it already was.

"Shut up. I ain't gonna get rid of you just yet." He snickered, brushing aside a strand of hair in his face. It was what [l/n]'s classmate like to called "antennas" rather than hair.

She cocked an eyebrow with a look of disbelief on her face. "Just yet?? What the fuck does that mean?"

"It's a secret. Trash wannabes like you can't know until you can explode." His response was pointed as usual, not fazing the girl who rolled her eyes and lightly punched him in the abdomen. It didn't do much damage other than elicit a fake cough from the boy. Looking past her, his mirthful smile dropped once he saw one of his classmates he disliked. "Great. Here comes this fuckwad."

"Shidou, where have you been? We've been waiting for you to show up and 1v1 us." The brunette said as he slinked over in Shidou's direction, casually throwing a glance at [y/n] who eyed him blankly. Once he saw her standing there, a smirk crept onto his lips as he raked her appearance. "Is this your underclassman? She's cute."

The boy leaned in, clearly not caring about the girl who was still within earshot. "Was she good?" The question was so appalling that Shidou stepped back, shooting the brunette a disgusted look.

"The fuck?"

"I'm going home." She turned on her heels, walking off without saying goodbye after hearing such a question. They'd see each other later so there was no point in her saying goodbye to Shidou.

Still, Shidou waved at her retreating figure before turning back to his classmate who had his eyes glued to [y/n]—or more specifically, just her ass. Switching from the playful, taunting Shidou he always seemed to be whenever [y/n] was around, his face darkened and he scowled deeply. "The fuck you looking at? I'll crack your fucking skull open."

This threat made the brunette male turn away, sweating coldly under Shidou's fiery glare. It didn't take long for him to scurry off in a hurry to avoid death from the blond who scoffed deeply.

Irritated, he sighed as he looked through his contacts for an option, "Fuck, now I wanna do it again."

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[ a/n : tbh, don't be surprised if i unpublish this shit or don't update it for like 19 yrs ]

published : 5/2/21
edited : 8/22/21