Dear Future Ex-Husband

Chapter Sixteen

After Marriage

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Happy First

Grabe, Dum-dum! First day pa lang natin, may gift ka na agad? You remembered my dream! *heart melting now*

Kung sobrang selfish ko lang talaga at kung mas makapal pa sa lupa ang mukha ko, I'll go with you on that road trip. Pero hindi eh. I know some would say that I'm being an ungrateful bitch, pero kinakain pa rin ako ng guilt ko. When you could've found someone to love, you chose to save me. And I'll forever regret my decision of agreeing to this marriage because I know I'm being a burden to you. Still, you're a very good friend for trying to make this work. I'll forever be grateful to you. I promise to not get in your way.

Your Future Ex-Wife,
Daena

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Congratulations on Hectare One!

NOTE TO SELF: Do not say "I love you" to Tyler. DON'T!

Bwisit ka, Tyler! Bwisit, bwisit, bwisit! Huhuhuhu. How not to fall for you?

Regards,
Daena Jade A. Chua
Human Resource Director, Dela Vega Corporation

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Team knows what's up

Nalaman nila 'yong tungkol sa marriage natin dahil sa katangahan ko. It's just one of my lutang moments at work. Tinanong ni Sera kung sino daw ba ang secret wife mo, sabi ko "ako". Omg, I'm sorry. 'Tapos sinundan ko naman 'yon ng "alam ko" pero iba na naging tingin nila sa 'kin. 'Tapos natawa pa sina Kiev at Cherry kaya mas lalong hindi naniwala sa 'kin 'yong iba. UGH! I'M SORRY!

Regards,
Daena Jade A. Chua
Human Resource Director, Dela Vega Corporation

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Our Second Anniversary

Napaka-tempting naman ng vacation na 'yan. Diskumpyado ako sa gift ni Axe. Baka kung ano ang laman ng box na bigay niya, ha. But...

I'm so sorry. I couldn't let myself feel attached and depend on you more. You deserve more, Tyler. You deserve someone who will love you and just you. You deserve someone who will choose you without a doubt. You deserve someone better than me because you're the best. I don't deserve you and I'm so sorry for ruining your life.

This marriage is enough burden for you. Sinagad ko na sa pagpayag sa marriage na ito ang kapal ng mukha ko. Oo, ang kapal ng mukha kong mag-inarte pa ng ganito pero maiintindihan mo rin kung bakit kailangan kong gawin 'to. Hindi ko talaga kayang hayaan ang sarili kong mahalin ka dahil alam kong hindi ko deserve ang isang katulad mo.

Your Future Ex-Wife,
Daena Jade A. Chua
Human Resource Director, Dela Vega Corporation

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From: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
To: Daena Jade A. Chua
Subject: RE: What I should have told you earlier

GRABE DUM-DUM BEST BOY!

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Third

I left my heart at the fridge too. I'm sorry.

Regards,
Daena Jade A. Chua
Human Resource Director, Dela Vega Corporation

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: Mama mo...

Dear Future Ex-Husband,

So, nag-research ako kung ano'ng meaning no'ng mga nilagay ng mama mo sa bahay. Puro pang pregnancy feng shui pala siya. OMG!

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: Please help me

Dear Future Ex-Husband,

Stop being so gorgeous.

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: Baby mo ko?

Dear Future Ex-Husband,

Salamat sa laging masarap na breakfast at dinner! Ano'ng breakfast at dinner natin bukas? Hahaha! Grabe, sobra-sobra na ang pagiging free-rider at user ko. Pero kasi ang sarap mo kasi talagang magluto. Sobrang baby mo na ako. Paano ba ako makakabawi sa 'yo?

Huhuhuhu. Lord, how not to fall for this guy po? Maawa ka sa 'kin, Tyler. Tama na pagiging mabait mo sa 'kin. Magalit ka naman. 'Yong tipong mamimisikal ka na gano'n. Wait, parang may mali...

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: RE: Fourth

Dear Future Ex-Husband,

With just a year left in our marriage agreement, I hope I won't fall for you (more). I hope I can withstand your charm, kind-heartedness and sexiness. Kaya sana 'pag umuuwi ka sa bahay, 'wag ka namang maglalakad na towel lang ang saplot. PLEASE LANG! China-challenge mo ang karupokan ko! HUHUHUHU

Nagtitimpi,
Daena Jade A. Chua
Human Resource Director, Dela Vega Corporation

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From: Daena Jade A. Chua
To: Tyler John D.V. Fontanilla
Subject: How to be someone you'd stay for?

Dear Future Ex-Husband,

Aalis ka na naman. Iiwan mo na naman ako. Lagi na lang ba tayong ganito? Hahaha! Charot! Please stay safe. Don't forget to apply sunscreen on your face. Don't forget about me. Charot ulit.

I miss you. Even if you're here. Walang char. 😊

Your Wife Until Further Notice,
Daena

P.S. Thank you sa cake! Ang sarap. Pero parang mas masarap ka! HAHAHAHA

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Masarap naman pala. Hahahahaha!

Dapat triple ud ngayon pero dahil may gagawin pa ako, baka bukas na lang ulit. Pero 'wag masyadong umasa. Hahahaha!

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