I CAN'T EVEN

"Why I Think Vapes Are Gay"

"Why I Think Vapes Are Gay.

A paper by Chase Richards.

"Vapes", the new trend amongst high schoolers, especially that of West Flo. "Who uses such a thing?", you must be asking yourself. I'll tell you who. Gay ass motherfuckers. And in a simple four paragraphs, I will show you why vapes are the stupidest thing invented.

First of all, my fucking Mom does it. She is a 42 year old woman who has been married three fucking times and she vapes. This enough should get you to stop reading the paper and kill this vaping trend for good. Like do you think you're fucking cool because you intake a vaporized liquid? Fuck no my fucking mother does it.

Second, it is a complete waste of time. Statistics show there is one dumbass who is using all of his fucking money to "upgrade" his gay ass Childrens toy instead of buying fucking instruments for himself to play with his band. The band is a fucking future and your wasting your time in the bathroom every five fucking minutes like a 12 year old girl to go blow out flavor, like get a fucking life.

My third topic, cigarettes are better. If you think you are badass over this you are sadly mistaken. Do fucking cigarettes if you think your badass cause that at least puts you at risk of death. So instead of breathing in fucking strawberry blast or whatever gay ass rainbow flavor your puffing go take in some good ole cancer like men have been doing for years.

And lastly, Andy Biersack vapes.

And this concludes my paper, I hope you were convinced and stop vaping for good. If you still have the audacity to vape after this then there's a special place in the gayest part of hell for you. So long and goodnight."

So my friend wrote this argumentative paper about vapes and IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OMF.
It's perfect holy frickle frackle *tears tears*

•Holiday by Green Day•