1)yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stair case to heaven.
2)yo mama so short she could never get high (don't do drugs kids it's bad)
3)yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car,dayyyym she one stupid mo fo.
4)yo mama so old when she Brest feeds the only thing that comes out is dust
5)yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
6)yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack ,get in the firkin carrrr
7)yo mama so stupid she got locked in a super market and died of starvation
8)yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone
9)yo mama so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn
10)yo mama so fat half of her body is in a different dimension
11)yo mama so ugly the slender man is trying to get away from her "aaaaaaaahhhh"
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The Best jokes/comebacks of 2015
HumorNot all of these are mine so if you know them I'm not taking credit so don't get mad and these aren't ment to effect you there just jokes and comebacks so just saying and hope you enjoy
