Sexy Pennywise x Reader

Foreword

Okay, so, I'm gonna be frank with you guys. I hate Pennywise fan fictions. Never have I read any Pennywise fan fiction that wasn't wildly out of character and downright atrocious in every other way possible, which is why my girlfriend and I like to read them aloud to each other when we need a good laugh. Even the ones that don't display a blatant lack of understanding of the English language are at fault in some other way.

I'm not gonna name names, obviously. No offense to the preteens who think Pennywise operating as their abusive sugar daddy is hot, but it's just not even remotely accurate to his character and it makes me wonder where authors are pulling their information from. Probably the parts of their brains that should remain unseen.

Now, I don't mean to be too picky or condescending here. I'm not about to argue that I can do better than everyone else, but actually, yes I can, because I seem to be the only one who remembers that Pennywise isn't just some guy in a clown suit and makeup searching for the newest addition to his sexy sewer harem. So, as truly uninvolved as I am in writing this, I'm going to create my own Pennywise fan fiction that actually takes his canon traits into account for the sake of my sanity. Based off of the 2017 movie and the book, of course. I'm leaving out the first film because I know everyone who reads these things is just looking to bang Bill Skarsgård in clown garb, so we'll let Tim Curry sit this one out. Alright, cool, let's get started.