The Potato Oneshots

Phone Call

Aru Shah was bored. She was in Science Class. If she was being honest, she didn't hate  it. It was just that she didn't need to learn structures over and over again.

I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn my head. Aiden was pointing at my pocket, then I realized that my phone was ringing.
"You know the rule, Ms. Shah," said Mr. Smith.

The rule was that if someone gets a text or call, you either have to read the text aloud or put the call on speaker. I nodded and looked at the contact. Oh no.
The contact said Rudy🐍. That can't be good. I answered and said, "What do you want, Reptile? I'm literally in class, you're gonna get me to detention." Aiden snickered beside me. Rudy replied, "Rude! Sure I'm a Naga, but I'm also a Prince! Anyway, Uloopi wants to see you tomorrow."
"Wait, what? She can't be, she's too busy to even meet anyone."
"Eh, she basically told me to call you, already called your sisters and my future wife. All of you should come. All the Potatoes. Not just the Pandavas. You got that, Shah?"
Hearing this,  Aiden's head turned so quickly I was suprised his neck didn't break. He looked mad too.
"Rudy.."
"Yes?"
"Aiden is literally, as in LITERALLY, beside me."
"So?"
"He's gonna kill you."
"Nah, he won't. I called you 'Shah' before and he didn't get mad."
Aiden quickly snatched the phone from me.
"RUDRA! YOU DIRTY SNAKE! HOW DARE YOU CALL HER BY HER LAST NAME?! ONLY I CAN CALL HER THAT!! YOU ARE SO DAMN DEAD! SCHOOL IS GONNA END SOON AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU?! I WILL HYPNOTIZE YOU USING MY APSARA POWERS, AND THEN SLICE YOU UP WITH MY SCIMITARS WITH SHAH'S ELECTRICITY, GIVE YOU TO BRYNNE AND ALLOW HER TO COOK YOU, AND SERVE YOU UP FOR DINNER!! AND I DON'T CARE IF  YOU'RE MY COUSIN!"
Aiden yelled. Aru was half scared, half happy. She was also half embarrased, because the class is literally staring like What-is-happening. Aiden was now cursing Rudy in Punjabi. After Aiden was done, Rudy said, "Whoa, chill down, cuz. OK, I promise I will never ever call Aru by her last name. Please don't cook me. But seriously, Uloopi DOES want to see you. She needs to talk to us. Ta-ta!"

For the next few minutes the class was super duper silent. Then finally, Mr. Smith said, "OK...uh.. Class dismissed."
And no one ever metioned it ever again. The End.

(A/N: I was inspired to write this!)