Tossin' MCYTs like a salad

WELCOME YOU SIMPLE FOOLS, TO MY MAGNUM OPUS (p.1???)

Tommys face hurt, if that made any sense at all- His lower back, fingers, and ears hurt too, his jaw was just the worst.  He was snappish and hoarding. Anything shiny in his sights went into a pile under a floorboard at the foot of his bed in Tubbo and Ranboos mansion. He was a bit worried he would make them mad and they'd kick him out, despite their being platonically married. He wrenched the floorboard out of place and placed a small golden ingot on top of the pile, letting out a happy noise (he didn't know what it was), and put the floorboard back. 

Ranboo cleared his throat behind him, causing Tommy to whirl around. "Is that where my diamonds and gold keep going?" The Ender hybrid had a smile on his face. 

"I'm so sorry- I can't help it I-" Tommy immediately started.

"Have you considered you might be a hybrid? A late bloomer clearly- but a hybrid?" Ranboo interrupts easily, "Plenty of mobs like gold and such"

"I- no? I haven't but I'd be an EXTREMELY late bloomer if I was one right? Hybrid traits start showing at ten-ish"

"Have you been in a safe place since you were nine then?" 

"Oh..." Tommy looked upset suddenly, "I guess not dad and my brothers were never home- then I followed Wil to L'manburg and consequentially war..." Tommy sighs and runs a hand down his face, then flinches, he forgot how sensitive his hands suddenly were to touch.

"I think you're a hybrid Tommy, your traits didn't start showing til' now because you were never safe, or never felt safe. We could get you tested if you're comfortable with it."

Tommy shakes his head, "I already stole all your shit big man, hybrid tests are expensive"

"Trust me, Tommy, if you want to get tested I can get you tested, I have no shortage of money."

"I stole half of it big man-"

"what you stole hasn't made a dent in my savings. I promise."

"If you're sure-" Ranboo could see the curiosity eating at him.

"I am"

"Then yea, I wanna get tested," Tommy's voice was a low mumble.

Ranboo smiled at his husband softly, "would you like me and Tubbo to come? We could even bring Michael if you wanted"

Tommy nodded, rubbing his hands together before walking over to his desk and picking up a smooth rock and rubbing that between his palms instead. 

"I'll go tell Tubbo, when do you wanna set up for?"

"sooner rather than later I think preferably this week but if not it's fine" Ranboo nodded and left the room, shutting the door behind him.

Part one? maybe? I dunno I'm hella sleep deprived it's 12:00 A.M. here and I crave death- ANYWAYS i'm gonna rant you can skip if you'd like but as clingy as it sounds i need a bit of positive reinforcement

So basically I'm homeschooled, and i was taking a test with my mother and something brought up the topic  of neopronouns (I use fae/faer/faerself and void/voids/voidself) and my mom said that they were invalid and fake, her exact words were "I can understand trans, genderfluid, and nonbinary, but you can't identify as a fuckin' bee, like i get that humans suck sometimes but-"

the bee part was because I was explaining and i used my friend as an example "Bee goes by bee/bees/beeself"

I also rwcently found out im autistic and have a chewing stim as well as a stim where a start doing a lil dance with my hands and head while swaying my hips- my mom got me a chewing stim but looks super disappointed whenever she sees me use it, shes told me several times "i get that it helps you feel happy but if someone outside of our family sees you chewing that youll get made fun of"

as if i havent been made fund of for being short and fat my entire life lmao

she alsoe gets mad whenever i do my dance (dont even realize i do it lmao) and talks about how its rude

like- know whats rude? tellin your young child theyll get made fun of lmao

thanks for reading that if you did, remember to leave requests

(Hi editing rosie here, i noticed that i lost almost all coherency towards the end lmao, will i correct it? absolutely not, I bare my sins to the world the same way i bare my hatred of the rich and our system of government. meaning: I will do nothing to change it but I hate it nonetheless)