Previously on the big bang theory.....
Howard's mom: Howie!
Howard: What mom?!
Howard's mom: Have you seen my stripper leather uniform?.
Howard: Ma! Eww! No!.
Howard's mom: Are you sure Burndadette hasn't used it?. I need it for my date with Fred, tonight.
Leonard: Penny, I cannot allow you to date Zach, again because in my heart I know-
................
(Leonard gets a text message).
Sheldon: You got a text message.
Leonard: Thanks captain obvious.
Sheldon: Leonard?.
Leonard: Yeah?.
Sheldon: Is it your time of the month?.
Leonard: I gotta go see penny, she wants to talk to me.
Howard: Good luck.
Raj: Seriously Leonard, if you have kids can you name your first boy after me? Raj, the caramel sex freak!.
Leonard: Sure, so he can picked on? Soil his pants when bullies pick fight, and loose his virginity to his spanish teacher in high school?.
Howard: And don't forget about being shy towards girls.
Raj: And he can dress like aquaman wearing neon signs.
Howard: He could also never have sex.
Sheldon: Oh, and, he can have a doctor octopus haircut with a nose as pointy as Howard's pencil pushing job in highschool, and he cannot get an erection in bed while having such arrousement horendous naked acts in bed. With Burnadette.
Howard: Penny told you didn't she?!.
Sheldon: Who?. Penny?. Dear lord of star wars no! She never left out a detail. I posted it in my blog last night before I went to bed.
(Leonard imagines all of his friends' chracteristics in one baby boy).
Leonard: The answer is still no!.
(Leonard goes up to Penny's apartment to talk).
Leonard: Hey! You wanted to talk to me. What's on your mind?.
Penny: Leonard, I don't know how to say this but........I think i'm pregnant.
To be continued.........
