AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#37 Headcanon: Floch Catchup

I wasn't ever gonna make this chapter, but something bad happened this morning. I'm very ashamed to say that I simp for that waste of space Floch. I- I was scrolling through tiktok and this video and it was Floch in dub and he was like

"Keep it down will ya? This is a family restaurant" and that's how I became a simp

So here I am being simping for trash

TRIGGER WARNING FOR
SELF HARM

Who He's Jealous Of

° He's jealous of Jean, because Jean has a lot of things Floch doesn't. He also might be jealous of Eren, due to you both being Jaegerists

Would You Survive In The Zombie Apocalypse

• Yes you would survive, he doesn't have an issue shooting living people, you think zombies are an issue?

If You Asked Him For His Pronouns

○ "Jaeger/Ist"

PDA

● He doesn't really do PDA

How Toxic Is He?

□ 9/10. He is super toxic. He will use you for the sake of Eren

What Position Do You Sleep/Cuddle In

■ Back to Back

Hobbies Together

♤ Serving Eren Jaeger

♡ Throwing kids out of blimps

How He Would React If You Had Depression Or ADHD

◇ If you had depression. In public he would straight up act like he didn't care but deep down he actually does care about you deeply, so when you're alone he'll do his best to make sure you're okay

♧ If you had ADHD he'd snap at you everytime you lost focus while Eren was talking and then Apologize when you're alone

His Reaction To You Self Harming

☆ He would be angry and yell at you probably saying "What are you doing?! We have to protect Eldia! If You want to be a coward I'll end you myself!" Although he wouldn't actually do it

His Reaction When You Want A Balloon

▪︎ "Go get it yourself idiot"

His Reaction When You Get Catcalled

¤ Whoever did it has a bullet through their head. No mercy

You Come Home From School Dirty

° He'd ask you why you're dirty and then run you a bath

His Reaction To You Flinching In An Argument

• He'd be shocked but wouldn't say anything. He'd just walk away

He Sees You Come Back From The Dead

○ He'd probably fall to his knees and cry

His Reaction To Your Child Taking Her First Step

● He'd be happy knowing soon she'll be old enough to serve Eren Jaeger

His Reaction To You Bending

□ He'd smile knowing you'd be of use to Eren

You're Injured

■ He'd call you stupid and other names while he helps you out.

His Reaction To You Arguing With A Child

♤ He started the argument with the child

He Meets Your Little Brother

♡ He would recruit your little brother to become a Jaegerist

You Have A Nightmare After A Fight

◇ He'd let you sleep in bed with him but don't expect any comfort

He Meets Your Ex

♧ Has to fight the urge to shoot them

You Run Away From The Doctor Trying To Give You A Shot

☆ He'd drag you back

You Accidentally Hug Him Out Of Excitement

▪︎ He'd blush at the sudden contact while pushing you away

You Come Home Late

¤ He interrogates you. He is grilling you on where you were and who you were with

His Reaction To Your Bad Cooking

° Straight up will tell you its terrible

His Reaction To Your Weird Food Cravings

• Will straight up tell you it's weird but will get it anyway

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