Idola Cilok vs Tapak Langit

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The rustle of cloth and rapid breaths could be heard as a cloaked figure dashed into the abandoned warehouse. Seeing that they'd reached a dead end they turned to face their pursuer, but upon recognizing them their expression turned from one of worry to a patronizingly confident smile.
"Oh ho, what's this?" The young man called out, tossing off his hood to reveal an adorably baby like face. "I had worried that perhaps the ex-EX-hero had come to take her revenge, but this appears to be merely an idol in training?"
His pursuer, a compactly sized young woman with long, corn coloured hair and sporting an unusual eyepatch stepped inside as she swung shut the massive doors of the warehouse. "I may have turned a blind eye to your villainy before, Tapak Langit, out of consideration for our friendship..." she said, sadness but also conviction apparent in her words. "But for you to extend your corruption to my former rival Mata Sakti, that I can't overlook. Today I'll put an end to your villainy." Her quarry, however, stood unafraid, and began to laugh what some might generously describe as an evil laugh.
"Ohohohoho! You're quite mistaken if you believe you can best me, Idola Cilok! But very well, I am interested in personally testing what meagre power you may possess... Give it your best shot!" Idola Cilok, for it was indeed the famed food themed idol herself, calmly reached up and removed her chuuni eyecovering, taking a dynamic pose as she tossed it aside. The revealed eye sparked as intricate patterns appeared in its depths, and as the power of runic magic crackled in the air a swarm of large, shimmering golden cilok balls appeared behind the beautiful idol. All at once they accelerated, homing in towards the blue cloaked Tapak Langit.
"So this is the radiant「Golden Time」is it?" laughed the only slightly less compact villain, appearing unconcerned by the swarm of spiritual snacks converging on him. "It's an impressive display, but no match for the great Tapak Langit!" Almost as if in slow motion, he lazily raised a hand and uttered a single word. "「Curvature.」" The fabulously doughy treats, which had been just moments from colliding with him, abruptly altered course. They seemed to bend their trajectories, arcing in strange angles around the young man. Flickers of deep blue energy briefly marked their trails before they rocketed past, thundering in random directions across the warehouse. Seeing this Idola Cilok began to dash parallel to her still unmoving opponent, tracing a wide circle around him as she summoned more and more dazzling dumplings. Each plump projectile curved aside before meeting its mark, but as they impacted the walls of the warehouse the cilok ricocheted, bouncing back and forth until the air was thick with savoury missiles.
In the centre of this chaos, Tapak Langit stood calmly smirking, his brilliant blue forelock not even moving as his Curvature effortlessly redirected the onslaught around him. Meanwhile Idola Cilok was breathing hard, as she herself was forced to twist and turn to avoid her own redirected attacks while she maintained her offense.
"Well, as amusing as this has been I believe it's time to say otsu" chuckled Tapak Langit as he lifted his other arm. His voice suddenly became surprisingly manly for his cute and petit frame as he shouted "go, 「Azure Striker!」" A brilliant blue ball of energy streaked from his outstretched hand, disintegrating the golden cilok balls in its path as it raced towards the prettiest Cilok of them all.
"Don't underestimate..." Idola Cilok breathed through gritted teeth, "the results of 30 minutes of Ring Fit Adventure a day!" With an exhalation of breath that would really only sound suggestive if someone really wanted to interpret it that way Ms. Cilok's powerful legs rocketed her into the air. Her body arced over the terrifying Azure Striker, her quad tails fluttering behind her as the blue orb slammed into the far wall.
"Ooohhh, very impressive!" Tapak Langit laughed mockingly, (although he actually did sound a bit impressed.) "However such a feat changes nothing, you still have no way of defeating me, and I can fire off my blue balls as many times as I need to, muwahahahaha!"
"You're overconfident in the power of your 「Curvature」" Idola Cilok grinned as she looked up from her perfect three point landing. "It was naïve to believe I didn't possess a special GolfSkill as well, and now that the stage has been set it's the end for you." As she spoke a strange thing seemed to happen to the now uncountable number of cilok bouncing around the room. They were being launched off the walls with seemingly random angles and power but through some miraculous stroke of luck each one ricocheted in exactly the right way to send them all at once hurtling toward their intended target in the centre of the warehouse.
"Whoah, wait what, that's craz- I mean how could this beeeee?!" Yelled Rai Gali- Tapak Langit, frantically throwing up both his arms, "「Curvature!」" But even this legendary GolfSkill couldn't possibly redirect an attack of this magnitude. As the cilok slammed into the handsome villain they smooshed and adhered to his body, quickly wrapping him up like some kind of lumpy cilok mummy.
"And that's..." said Cilok as she strode up to the now restrained former(?) police officer "「Keikaku Doori.」" As the weary international-best-friend-idol-in-training-next-door pondered on how exactly one went about delivering an Interdimensional Police Officer turned Villain to the correct authorities she heard a noise behind her that made her jump. Turning slowly about like a deer in the headlights she saw a sight that made her synthetic blood run cold. Leaning cooly against the edge of the wall that had been torn open by the force of the Azure Striker was the handsome silhouette of a woman wearing a newsboy cap, a single rose clenched tightly between her attractively pointed teeth... perhaps Tapak Langit was not the only villain...

To be continued...??? (Almost definitely not wwww, I just felt like this kind of story needed an ending like this)

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