Me after school already half asleep i just try to talk to my friends with what little energy is have left which doesn't always work out because I usually just walk away on them I know bravo me but off that area now to where the real fun happens (and by fun I just mean me getting yelled at A LOT by my "dad") so let's get to it my little cosmetic tacos so after my mom picks me up from school and we get home to the fun place and then I see our lovely tour guide dressed in his lovely beer belly and jeans as he yells at me for no reason at all but I just get my ear buds and listen to music so I don't hear him yelling but as I am doing that I get the thoughts of hey you can make that piggy son of a bitch eaper eaper shut up right now just wrap the ear buds around his neck and squeeze until he stops squirming like a little bitch but then I tell my self while looking in the mirror hey I don't need to be in juvy because I'm 5.6 black hair my skin color is Latino but my Spanish isn't good at all but then I realized I shouldn't be in juvy because I'm a very pretty man and I don't want to get raped but now back to the fun house
I sit in my room just looking at the window listing to music when boom my "dad" just burts in and throws a little temper tantrum and then he makes one mistake and keep this note I have a needle in my room and my dad made the mistake of touching me he grabs the ear buds and yanks them out and I just freak out and go ape shit crazy on his ass with that needle but i usually miss but if i did stab him once with that needle chances are i would hold him down with the other hand and juts keep shanking the fucker i would get sent to juvy and then i would realize hey I'm a very pretty man and that's actually why i look like death because the guy i can't stab won't stand still and let me shank him in his dam beer belly well tata my little cosmetic tacos
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behind closed doors
HumorPretty much why people say sometimes my face looks like death in the mornings