root problems🤨⁉️

im so so sorry

NOTES: i can't believe i'm writing this. Someone pinch me then shoot me
also i would like to sincerely apologise for what your about to read 😁 oh and i suck a writing both generally and grammatically also i really had to add emojis bc i couldn't help myself and cant take me seriously 😛 the smut is iso bad i'm so sorry for you guys
EDIT: i would like to clarify that this was for a little activity in a gc promise i'm not that weird😭😭  
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louis opens his eyes slightly as he realizes he hears something in the kitchen. there's
this distinct smell but he's not awake enough to put a name to it yet. he gets up and walks towards the kitchen only to see harry by the stove mixing something up.

"good morning" louis says groggily. 

harry responds, "how did you sleep love?" as he smiles through the multiple kisses louis gives him.

"mmm i slept alright could've been better" these days he wasn't getting much sleep with all that was on his mind, louis then passes him and looks into the fridge.

"i'm sorry to hear that hopefully some food will help wake you" Harry turns and shows Louis what he's making.

when louis sees he takes a dramatic step back in shock from what he saw in the pot. It was carrots mixed with other vegetables floating around in the steaming pot ...Harry was oblivious to what he had done. Louis could feel his cheeks flush as his arousal sparked up. but he had to hide it, he couldn't let harry know why.

harry notices louis shock his face pinches in worry, "louis what's wrong i thought you loved cooked vegetables, are you not in the mood would you like me to make something else? I even put extra carrots because I know how much you love them"

that was the issue; he loved them way too much for his liking, or anyones liking if they found out how much. Louis steps back in as he tries to ignore the party downstairs 😏. "um.. no yes of course i'm in the mood for carrots hehe" he says as he laughs nervously.

"oh um alright i was just startled by your reaction i guess. anyways dinner's almost ready just give me 5 more minutes, m'kay?"

"m'kay"

about 7 minutes pass and Harry is now setting the table for the both of them. as louis sits he feels the warm steam of the vegetables hit his face and as he looks dow, there are the carrots soft, warm, slightly wet from steam, and smell delicious but he feels a hunger for something else. he softly pokes into one of the carrots with his fork and slowly raises it as he admires the sight of its softness. he takes a slow bite, closes his eyes as he rolls his neck and eyes back

"is good hm?" harry's says smirking and feeling proud to have made such a good meal for louis.

"really good" Louis says in a slightly too sexual manner that harry chooses to ignore.

as louis feels himself bulging through his pants with every bite until finally he can't take it anymore. he feels himself getting goosebumps as time passes he's trying to contain himself through conversation with harry but it only turns him on more. harry's lips move so fluently as he speak and chews every once and a while, that's when he quickly excuses himself then scurries to the bathroom and pulls out the raw carrot he had hidden from when he had looked through the fridge he hastily runs it under the water and digs through the nearest drawers for lube after he smoothed over a nice coat on top of the raw carrot he aggressively pulls down his pants and underwear for his throbbing cock (nice cock 🤨) and plump bum to be revealed he carfully bends on the floor and he starts to push the carrot into himself he quietly moans as he remembers not make noise he keeps pushing the carrot in deeper until it starts to graze his prostate he starts to go faster and the carrot is giving him more relief than ever and doesn't notice how loud he gets but after a couple time he hears a knock at the door

" lou? you alright? what's going on in there, i'm coming in!"

at the sound of the door clicking louis panics knowing there's no time to remove the carrot he has up his ass (dump truck*) and so it breaks.

loud dramatic gasp come from both louis and harry as they stare at each other in shock 🧍‍♂️🧎‍♂️

"i- harry look its not what it looks like... ok it is it's exactly what it looks like but i can explain i promise look i'm sorry i wish i could explain"

"no, just stop talking i don't want an explanation from you i think ive see enough"

"harry i'm so sorry you weren't supposed to find out this way"

harry's facing the opposite way looking at their bed and tells louis, "get the carrot out , shower, and meet me outside"

louis can't really tell whether he angry or not from his off tone but he hears and undertone that doesn't seem like it should be there instead of thinking on it he immediately does what harry told him to.

about 20 minutes later he gets out the shower he never grabbed clothes so he opens the door and first thing he sees is harry sat on the bed completely undressed , lube and a condom out on the nightstand next to him and finally a pack of raw jumbo carrots the only thing covering him.

"harry i thought that-"

"no shut up and let me and the carrots fill you senseless"

harry, louis, and the pack of jumbo carrots have.. let's say a very happy ending 😩😏

                     the end (thank fuck)