AOT Oneshots/Headcannons

#38 Headcanon: Kenny Catchup

Requested by SamanthaReneDasig

Who He's Jealous Of

° He's not jealous of anyone in particular

Would You Survive In The Zombie Apocalypse

• Yes, if he can kill humans, I think he can kill zombies

If You Asked Him For His Pronouns

○ "What are my pronouns? Is this some kind of joke? What is a pronoun? Is this a new word the kids are using now?"

PDA

● Not really the PDA type

How Toxic Is He?

□ 7/10

He's on the more toxic side. If he left his own nephew because he wasn't fit to be a father, you really think he won't do the same to you?

What Position Do You Sleep/Cuddle In

■ he likes it when you rest your head on his chest as he wraps an arm around you

Hobbies Together

♤ Messing with Levi

◇ Killing people

♧ Shooting Guns

How He Would React If You Had Depression Or ADHD

☆ If he found out you had depression, he'd be the same towards you. He doesn't really care in all honesty. I mean if it gets really bad he'll be worried for you but other than that he doesn't care

▪︎ If he found out you had ADHD, he'd act the same towards you. If it doesn't hinder your ability to do your job, he doesn't care

His Reaction To You Self Harming

¤ He'd probably stare at you with a disappointed look. He'd put his hat over his eyes while saying, "what are you doing?"

His Reaction When You Want A Balloon

° "Then get one, I ain't stopping you"

His Reaction When You Get Catcalled

• He'd shoot whoever dared to disrespect his partner

You Come Home From School Dirty

□ He'd laugh at you while asking "Kiddo, what did you do to get dirt all over you?" He'd start you a bath

His Reaction To You Flinching In An Argument

■ He'd stare at you shocked, probably a little hurt that you think he would hit you. "I wouldn't hit you, you know" He'd say while pulling down his hat

He Sees You Come Back From The Dead

♤ He'd slowly walk over to you while tears streamed down his face. He'd embrace you while crying of happiness

His Reaction To Your Child Taking Her First Step

♡ He'd smirk knowing soon she'll be old enough to handle a gun. "You're gonna be a good shot, just you wait kiddo"

His Reaction To You Bending

◇ He'd smirk. "You didn't tell me you were a witch darling"

You're Injured

♧ He'd help you out while telling you to be careful

His Reaction To You Arguing With A Child

☆ He'd stare at you disappointed at your childishness

He Meets Your Little Brother

▪︎ He'd become best buds with your little brother

You Have A Nightmare After A Fight

¤ He'd stare at you shocked and sigh, motioning for you to join him in bed. He'd wrap his arms around you, and tell you that everything is okay

He Meets Your Ex

° Struggles not to kill them

You Run Away From The Doctor Trying To Give You A Shot

• Externally he is disappointed but internally he's dying of laughter

You Accidentally Hug Him Out Of Excitement

○ He'd smirk while putting his hat over his eyes. "Be careful, you might give me the wrong message and make me think you want me"

You Come Home Late

● It actually happens often because of both of your professions so he isn't shocked

His Reaction To Your Bad Cooking

□ He struggles to eat it. He wouldn't dare spit it out knowing you'd make him sleep outside

His Reaction To Your Weird Food Cravings

■ He'd laugh and get whatever you wanted. "Man you sure like weird things"

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