The Fox House ( TOH x FNAF AU Transcript)

chapter 1

Open on a witch with blue hair and a staff backflipping onto a cliff. he glares up at a large purple snake

"Foolish child! I could shallow your whole!"

"Do not underestimate me, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azure, warrior of peace!"

Immediently poses as wind blows his hair before dropping into a battle stance and holding his staff like a bazooka

"Now eat this, sucka!" Yell Azure while fires off staff

while that snake being shot by Azure's Bazooka spells with his Staff.

Gildersnake: [while being shot] No! My only weakness: dying! [collapses]

[Cuts to an action figure of Azure and a green snake being held]

Gregory: And that's the end.

Vanessa: The end of what?

Gregory : My book report. [the snake hisses and bites the Action Figure] I think I knocked it out of the park.

Principal Hal: Your book report is why you're in here.

[He gestures to the door, through which we can see two students running by screaming, snakes biting their heads]

Gregory: Oh. That's where the backup snakes were.

Vanessa: And what were you going to do with this? [holds up several firecrackers tied together]

Gregory: That was for the Act Three closer.

Vanessa: Gregory, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?

[Cut to Gregory on stage at an audition for Romeo and Juliet, holding a spork]

Gregory: O happy dagger, give me death!

[Gregory stabs the spork into his torso before tearing his clothes, making several links of sausages fall out. Everyone else on stage screams and runs. Cut to Gregory sewing a pigeon head onto a squirrel's body, on a platform labelled "baby griffin"]

Gregory: Now for the final anatomically correct touch, spider breath.

[he opens the model's beak. Many spiders come out, crawling over him and the table. People scream in terror, throwing objects everywhere. Cut to sport class and Gregory done playing basket

Gregory : You think that's an impressive trick? [throws his basket ball to the side] Take a look at this. [turns around to reveal he flipped his eyelids inside out] Bleep, bloop, bleep!

[Everyone else screams and runs, and it sounds like at least one person is gagging. Cut back to Principal Hal's office]

Vanessa: We all love that you express yourself, but if you can't learn to separate fantasy from reality, you may need to spend the summer here.