Dafe was just a. Fat ass who did nothing all day except order polo shirts online, and go to the country club.
And crab. Crab was just a girl who hated polo shirts and hated the ocean. Although she smelt like the living crabs inside of it
One day dafe and crab bumped into eahcother. It started of as a hate relationship that grew to a life. Dafe always got yelled at for ordering polos but always seemed to get his way. Maybe because if his need to punch her in the face.
Though dafe and crab were POLO opposites, they found eahcother in an ice cream shop where dafes va iella ice cream cone fell on crabs hair looking like bird shit.
