Me and Princess Stalin walked over the the library tree thing, The Princess decided to try to open the door but for some reason it was locked. Before we could kick that shit down we heard thumping of a pony running down the stairs. Soon enough the door slammed open.
"Don't you know this is private property" some random ass pony was standing in the door way to MY Future House. "Bro wtf this is my house" I blurted out like the true communist I was. The pony stepped outside and I finally got a good glimpse of the dumbass. The pony had a red coat with a blond mane, he wore black sunglasses and his cutie mark was of a music disc. As soon as the pony opened his mouth I know I would want to burn the entire village to the ground.
"Yo-yo Dave strider is my name"
"Not being a commie is my game"
"Nothing looks as good as my mane"
Unless we're talking about the sunglasses that go me fame"
The pony with the red coat Dave strider started beatboxing for no apparent reason. Lucky Princess Stalin literally did not give a fuck about the pony, using his magic the princess threw Dave Strider into the sun. 'Thank God' I thought 'doing Gods work.' If the princess hadn't done it I probably would have flung him into the sun myself. Home stuck was so 2018 anyways it's 2021, sharpie baths are a thing of the past. With the house now unoccupied we went indoors.
Apparently the House/library/tree thing wasn't as unoccupied as I thought. Inside was a m earth pony who looked as if they wanted to die, when they saw strangers walking towards them to start a conversation. "Uhhhh I think this is private property" The pony said while they shuddered at the glare the princess was giving them.
"PRIVATE PROPERTY IN MY KINGDOM" The princess screamed as if he has been lit on fire. "HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING NONCE HOW DARE YOU DECLARE SUCH ANTI COMMUNIST THEMES IN MY KINDOM" The princess was actually on fire now and so was the floor around him... Guess me new house is fucked then...
I turned away not even I would want to watch this battle go down... actually on second thought I will.
