Things that annoy me

School

People chewing with their mouth open.
-SERIOUSLY, LIKE CAN YOU NOT? Can you not breathe out of your nose or what? I'm trying to do something and all I'm hearing from you is *SMACK* *SMACK* if you don't stop, IM GONNA SHOW YOU A SMACK, IN YOUR FACE. :)

People who walk slow in front of you.
I'm sorry but I've tried it and I really don't understand how you can walk literally 0.5 mph. WTF?? Is an invisible train about to come and your scared of getting hit? Are you walking the fucking red carpet? No. Didn't think so....move bitch. Or if you won't move, don't complain when I step on your damn heels.

People who constantly stare.
-okay. This one has always pissed me off, I hate it so bad when someone just sits there and feels the need to stare or watch you...yanno how creepy that is?? Like stalk-ish Mann...just stahp.

When the teacher says you can't go to the bathroom.
Omg, like seriously? Where do u want me to go then? I can't control my bladder, it's either let me go or I go on your floor.
Or when they say "you just had passing period, why didn't you go then?"
Like, bitch...I obviously didn't have to go till now....God just let me go...it should be illegal for them to not let you go, it shouldn't even be a rule that you have to ask permission...

When there's someone else in the bathroom.
I mean, I know they can't help it if they gotta go to...but seriously I can't pee under pressure. Pee makes noise man, you gonna make fun of me haha...I definitely can't poop if you're in there lol you'll here plop and I'll be screwed. Not that I would but what if it just escapes and I couldn't help it?....

When the teacher paces around the room CONSTANTLY.
You can pace, yeah that's cool. Just not constantly...it's annoying, when all we hear are your shoes sweeping along the rug as you walk around the class, why are you walking around the whole class? Might as well get some running in there too! Maybe you'll lose some weight. :')

Teachers that lecture all hour, every hour.
Yeah sure you're doing your job, cool. But do you really have to use the same boring monotone voice that makes me want to sleep? Talking for 45-90 minutes isn't gonna make me interested. I'm going to get bored and eventually zone out or pass out.

When the lunch ladies EXPECT a thank you.
Like, bitch I will thank you when you actually make good food. Ok? Ok..
You get paid to do that shit. Feed me garbage...why should I thank you?
Should I also thank Michelle Obama? For making everything in this world healthy and making lunches go to shit?...

Riding the bus.
OMG. THE BUS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN ECERYTHING IN THIS BOOK.
Define bus. Ok..
BUS-the only place where if the police were to pull you over you can get away with not wearing a seat belt in the backseat...also the only place where kids can be annoying and stupid and loud without getting yelled at cause the bus driver doesn't care. It is known as a big fat yellow Twinkie sized machine that is driven by a redneck to take bratty little kids and whiny teens to school and home.