jojo's bizarre adventure headcanons

bruno bucciarati

-his favorite animal is a bumblebee. there used to be a nest outside of his bedroom window when he was little, and whenever he sees one he is reminded of simpler times.

-once, when he was around 7, he got into an argument with his father and boasted that he would run away. what really happened was that the poor boy walked around his village for a good 15 minutes, before wordlessly entering his home once more and locking himself in his room.

-he used to french braid his mother's hair when she needed assistance with it, and still to this day he can do it near impeccably.

-his first kiss was with a belgian girl named claire when he was 10. he recalled her tasting like sausage, and immediately brushed his teeth afterwards. he vowed to never kiss anybody again, but broke it not even a few months later when he played truth or dare with some of the kids in his neighborhood.

-he paints. not as good or precise as a professional, but it's a hobby he's somewhat invested in. he prefers to paint landscapes, and enjoys capturing the contrast of the colors.

-his favorite movie is casablanca, and he has a slight obsession with film noirs in general.

-despite being in the mafia, he's always dreamt of owning his own restaurant. he enjoys cooking, and making people feel happy and comforted.

-he never graduated high school, but he taught himself the basics on various subjects in his free time, such as chemistry (a personal favorite) and some algebra.

-his home is two stories, and often times he uses sticky fingers to maneuver around the house easier. this occurs most often when he's especially lazy, or isn't feeling well.

-he wears eyeliner, and can't go outside without it or he feels naked.

-he knows how to knit. it was one of the many things he taught himself on his own, and he does it frequently. if you ever get a chance to enter his house, dont be surprised when you see some patchwork quilts covering the furniture and random colorful sweaters hanging in an array inside of his closest.

-wakes up bright and early every day. he goes to bed at around 9 on weekdays, and gets up with the sun. if you stay the night at his villa, you'll likely be awoken by the scent of cornettos and fresh, hot coffee.

-he volunteers at the homeless shelter every sunday morning, and is very acquainted with some of the visitors. he always sneaks them an extra roll and another helping of soup, when he can get away with it.

-his only living family member, besides his mother, is his nonna. he goes over to her residence at least once a month to have dinner. she's one of the people that bruno loves most in this world, and he doesn't know what he would do without her.

-narancia woke him up at 1 in the morning once, ringing his phone 15 times. what happened was that his wallet fell into some random sewer drain, and he needed sticky fingers to get it out. he held a grudge against the poor boy for the next month.

-if he had graduated high school and went on to university, he would have been a psychology major.

-he works out at the gym about twice a week, but is still secretly very insecure about his body.

-despite being incredibly rich, he still drives an old saab. it was the first car he'd ever purchased, that he had bought when he was only 16.