short larry ff (includes salmonella cowbell)

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Harry woke up on 9th of August to Louis beside him. It was pretty early so he woke up and turned on the TV.

Right when he was about to change the channel THE BEST NEWS OF HIS LIFE ARRIVED.

SIMON HAD BROKE HIS BACK!!!

He quickly woke Louis up by kissing him.Louis smiled to the kiss .

"Wots got yu so excited lluv?"
"bOoBeAr Simon broke his backkkk!"
"NOO FOOKEN WAY"

As they rushed to the hospital Harry was guiding the doctors with his charming smile and character, while louis went to Simon's room and choke him to death (you little shits with a pillow ofc what did you think)

The next day at the graveyard directioners had fully blasted one direction music and were dancing around his grave while spitting on Simon.

THE END!