I woke up in an unfamiliar room. The walls were covered in Harry Styles face. Where am I?
The brown wooden birch door opened slowely with a slight creak. I turned my attention to it immediatly. It opened to reveal....this guy....
"Who the FRICKEN HECK are you?" I ask with passion.
"Me...I'm Ronald bloody Weasly. You're my new wife mwahahahaha." He says evily and I start to quiver in fear. I can't be his wife??? I've never even met him before. I look at him with confidence and say confidently to him, with confidence.
"No way buster, you're gonna have to do more than that to marry a girlboss like me!" I say confidently and he doesn't have any reaction. Then he smirks evilly.
"Actually, our wedding ceromony is....now, hehehe mwaahahahhhahah!" He laughed evily and loudly.
Okay, maybe this was kinda exciting...I do like weddings, hopefully there will be free cake! Also maybe the lads from 1D will join, maybe Steven also will join, I sure hope so! Maybe I could marry them both hehehehe.
"I do." I say passionately and Ronald smiles evily.
"I do." He says back. I look at his lips and watch as his face moves closer to mine. Before I knew it we were kissing. I kissed him back passionately for I don't know how long. We were inturrupted by the door slamming open loudly."HEY WEASLY, SHE BELONGS TO US!" I turn towards the door and spot the British accented man who spoke, along with the rest of his band.
"Harry, I don't belong to you anymore, me and Ronald are married." I say happily as I look into the eyes of my husband.
"No!" Liam spoke, "You can't marry a man you just met."
"You can if it's true love." Ronald replied with an evil tone.
"Exactly," I reply, "I love Ronald with all my heart.""No..." A new voice spoke as he walked through the door. I looked towards him...Steven.
"St-steven..." I spoke, "This isn't what it looks like Steven."
"Oh really? Looks like you just got married, I really thought you were the one." He says, tearing up a little bit. He's crying over me? He must like me. I do what felt right at the moment. I walk towards him slowly.
"Mrs Weasly get back here right now." Ronald says but I ignore him and continue my path to Steven."Steven Styles, I have been in love with you since the moment I laid eyes on you..." I began, "I remember watching you playing Bri'ish football in the school field during lunch and realising that you would be the one, but I was too scared to speak to you. Now I'm not scared and have one question for you...will you marry me, Steven Styles?" I bent down on one knee.
I hear someone sniffing beside us, I turn to see Niall crying.
"Y/n...I'd love to marry you but, not while you're married to that thing." He motions to Ronald. Oh, I forgot I was married to him.I got up and marched to Ronald and stood my ground, "Divorce, now." I shout. He begins to laugh evily before taking out his wand.
"No," He aims his wand for Liam, "avada kadabra." Liam dies. We do not cry.
"Wait, why don't I just marry both of yous but I spend all my time with Steven because I like him more?" I suggest.
"That could work, I only want to marry you for a green card and also to get my parents to stop nagging me to marry someone and I also want to have a good party." Ronald said.
"I don't mind, as long as I get to marry you y/n, Zayn can you marry us?" Steven says.
"Sure.""Can I put on some Skrillex while you're married, I want to dance." Ronald says, we all nod.
Zayn begins marrying us and then he gets to a certain part, "Does anyone have any objections?" It is silent for a short moment. Then..."I OBJECT!" We turn to the door...Dreyxter.
"Who the bloody ell are you?" Harry says.
"It's my best friend, Dreyxter. Why are you doing this to me Dreyxter I thought we were friends." I say.
"I love you." Dreyxter says before grabbing my face and kissing me. OMG?
"I love you too." I say back. Can I marry them all? I do."Let's have a good old party to celebrate all the marriages!" Ronald says and everyone agrees.
We party all night and listen to Skrillex and One Direction of course.

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One Directions New Member (1D x Reader x Ron)
Fanfictiony/n finally lands a date with her forever high school crush, Steven Styles. What will happen if she also falls for his beautiful, dashing and british brother, Harry Styles (and a few people in his band). But y/n HATES One Direction, or can they chan...