Mega Penis Guy || A Dave x reader (Joke)

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A/N: Audrey wrote this one :)

Dave POV:

It hurt me when Trisha had said all those things. We've been friends since 8th grade, I never knew she had a crush on me. I can't believe that. She was never the type of person to say such things.

-later after school-

I asked y/n for their phone number. It was (Y/P/N). We planned a date for tomorrow, I cant wait!

-next day at school-

I was walking to school when I ran into this guy named James. He was really rude to me for no reason. He had his headphones in though. As I was about to walk away, Trisha walked up to me and said, "Back off my man." She then kissed James. I really didn't care, I don't like Trisha, or James. I'm not gay or anything. I walked away. While heading to class a ran into Y/N.

"Hey Dave!" They say to me.

"Hey Y/N"

"I saw what just happened, are you okay?" They ask.

"Yea. It looked like Trisha has moved on from me. I hope she stops bothering you now."

-In class-

Mrs. Livia gave us a project to do. We got to pick our partners, that was pretty cool. I chose to have Y/N as my partner, of course. Trisha and James were partners as well, she moved on way too fast, something must be up.

-At lunch-

We went to lunch. While Y/N went in the lunch line to get lunch, I went to go grab us a seat. Trisha and James sat beside me. Y/N then came back. Trisha and James started making out, and I could tell Y/N was uncomfortable. We moved seats and started eating lunch. It's like Trisha is trying to make me jealous? I don't like her at all, I don't see what she is trying to accomplish.

-after school-

Me and y/n were are about to go on a date! I'm so excited. I have to use the bathroom, so I go in.  When I went in, I heard this weird moaning noise coming from the big stall. The door was unlocked surprisingly. I go into the bathroom, do my business. I come out, and they kept moaning. Curiosity got the best of me, and I open the door to see what was going on. When I open the door I yell, "What the hell!"