illumi x lemons

Illumi x Reader x hisoka

You were sitting in your living room watching TV waiting for your two loves ones to come home from work. They were infamous assassin's and weren't very liked by the public, but that didn't stop you from falling for them both.

(Flashback)
Your pov
Look Im in love with the both of you and I can't chose one I want both. "Then have is both" Hisoka said. You looked over to Illumis face, "yes I agree, we should be a throuple"
You lit up with excitement, you thought things weren't going to work out but God blessed u.
(End Flashback)

You waited for the perv and the long haired man to come back, while you were waiting you'd decided to cook some dinner for the both.

(2 hours later)

The pink haired man came back in chuckling with Illumi by his side. "Did everything go as planned?"
You said, eyes lit with joy that they were finally back. "Of course it did, I'm assuming you cooked some thing for the both of us judging by the smell coming from the kitchen?" Illumi said with his normal emotionless face. "Smells delightful" chuckled the pink haired clown.

"Thanks" they both said after a meaningful conversation. They walked into the living room and turned on the TV while chatting about killing people. "Weirdos" you mumbled under your breath.

After a hour of sitting in your bed waiting for the clown and the long haired man to come to bed you got tired of waiting. You crept into the hallway peeking around the corner to see if they were watching tv. They knew you were there spying on them but ignored you, you tip toes back into the room on the bed bad grabbed your f/c vibrator and went to work.

(Hisoka & Illumi pov)
"I'm tired shall we go to bed and accompany y/n?" Illumi said with a tired yet emotionless face. "Mmmmmm yes, I'm only going tho because I don't wanna be in here alone". They got up and walked into the bedroom, thinking you were sleep they were wrong.

They were welcomed with the sight of you on your back, legs wide open, moaning their names all while the vibrator sat inside of you. "Ahh fuck daddy yes just like that" you quietly moaned. "This is very interesting I wouldn't thought she would do something like that"

(LEMON WARNING🍋⚠️)

Both of the tall muscular men walked up to you, your eyes were closed and mouth wide open. "Hello y/n" Both of them said.
You shot up quickly threw the vibrator across the room and covered yourself with the wet blanket from your juices. "H-hey Illu, hey hisoka" you said in a quiet time". " Why are you hiding it's nothing we havent see before" the horny clown said as the long haired assassin snatched the covers off of you revealing your beautiful s/c body.

The mean both took a lemon out of their pockets and continued to shove it up your ass hole. " Don't do it again" Illu said as he shoved another lemon in your million dollar pussayyy.

Hope you enjoyed it you horny motherfuckers. If you want a actual lemon tho I can do it just give me some time comment if u want a actual lemon.