Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch64 - Stay away from Laozi, thank you very much.

Edited by Divetus

When Jing Huan woke up the next day, his WeChat had already been completely inundated by all his group chats. He specifically looked at the time. It was just a few minutes after 8:00 am, so their server should have just had maintenance.

Not surprisingly, there were 99+ notifications from the guild group chat, and even his dorm group chat had 40+ notifications.

He really couldn't understand why the two people, who lived together and couldn't move their heads without seeing each other, would still spend all day chatting in the group chat.

Jing Huan was bleary-eyed. His eyelids opened and closed several times before he gradually woke up and slowly opened the dorm group chat.

It turned out they weren't just randomly chatting.

All 40+ messages were screenshots from the game.

[Is Gege Big, coordinates (19, 41) Fairyland]

[Don't Ask when I'll Return, coordinates (129, 18) Main City]

[Falling Sweet, coordinates (99, 83) Unknown Realm]

.......

Jing Huan suddenly woke up.

Damn, this was... These coordinates were all for his guild members.

Xiao Jing ya: What are you guys doing?

Lu Wenhao: Killing people ah. The side accounts have all been arranged, just waiting for them to leave the safe area now. Why are you awake so early?

Xiao Jing ya: ... There's some store downstairs playing music, noisy.

Gao Zixiang: I envy you. We got up at half-past six.

Xiao Jing ya: ??

Gao Zixiang: We were afraid that NCH would open up the server ahead of time, and we wouldn't be able to seize the opportunity.

Lu Wenhao: Still, the two of us had the foresight and hurried over to be at the frontline of the server queues. Other people are still queuing up hahaha!

Xiao Jing ya: Why can't you just go in? It's just the stream of people from two servers, it shouldn't be necessary to queue up ba?

Lu Wenhao: Think about it. People from other servers have also all come over to gawk at the drama. Since you're awake, why not come and help us operate an account? My wife's account just happens to be free.

Xiao Jing ya: ...No, I'll keep sleeping, 88.

At the end of that sentence, Jing Huan immediately opened up the guild group chat.

Sure enough, there was also a sea of screenshots from the game.

Chunxiao: Today, let's not do any dailies for the time being. Team leaders go protect our guild's shopkeepers. If you don't have a team, don't leave the safe zone! Counting on everyone! Every day this week, I will pay a guild bonus as compensation!

With Chunxiao's call to arms, everyone's spirits lifted, and they were eager to fight.

It was a thrill to just play the game, and now that provocation had come knocking on their doors, everyone in the guild was excited beyond belief.

Jing Huan also liked provocation.

It was exciting to think about seizing territory after a server integration.

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