‘Oiye,
‘Hey!
Bitch, get yo ass up,
No, don’t do it,
Wake up, don’t go back to school,
Oh my God,
Yo ass got school,
If you don’t get yo ass up, you still gonna be in high school at twenny-wun.’
I wake up to the sweet tune of my alarm clock… Or naah. I wanted to toss the damn thing! Damn vine alarm clock!
“Sunny! Hit the snooze button!” I groaned.
“You do it.”
“You’re closer.”
“I’m sorry, I’m busy sleeping right now. It would be real nice if you screw off!”
Oh gee, my best friend is so helpful. I got outta bed so gracefully… Pssht, who am I kidding, I got tangled in the sheets and ended up face-planting the floor
“Sunny! Wake up!” I screamed through the carpeted floor.
“Dammit woman! I’m right here! Why do you need to shout?” she replied from underneath the cosy warmth of my blanket.
“It’s more entertaining.” I replied with a smirk.
“Whatever” she mumbled.
I managed to drag Sunny outta bed so we could get ready for school. By the time we had finished getting ready it was 7:45.
“Sunny! Have you seen my keys?”
“Umm, no I haven’t. Check in the kitchen.”
I dashed down the stairs and into the kitchen in search of my car keys. Where did the damn thing go? Oh, there you are beautiful! I spotted my keys beside the toaster so I grabbed them and headed for the door, “Sunny, get your ass down here. I’m leaving.”
“Coming”
I started my Audi and surfed the radio for something good to listen to. Where the hell is Sunny? I’ve been waiting for five minutes.
*HONK HONK*
I was about to blow my horn a third time but Sunny came bolting through the door with 2 bowls, a box of Trix and a carton of milk. Well, atleast she brought cereal, you can’t be mad at someone who brings you food.
“Really? You couldn’t find a better station to listen to?” Sunny asked clearly annoyed that the radio is on a news station.
“Hell, I didn’t even realise I was listening to news.”
Sunny started to pour some milk in her bowl to make her cereal so I took this glorious opportunity and kicked the car in full gear. HELL YEAH!
“Chynelle! I am going to slice you up in tiny pieces and ship you to so many countries. Not even Law and Order will find your body when I’m done with you!” Sunny said through tightly clenched teeth.
“What’s the matter Sun? Are you feeling a lil cloudy? Get it?”
“You are so frickin’ lame. Don’t look at me… Drive you idiot!”
“But you’re covered in milk idiot!”
“So? Stained milk t-shirts are the biggest fashion statements evvvaaaah!” I stopped the car to stare at Sunny. Is this bish fuh real? Like, fuh real fuh real!? Moooooooving on with life.
We got to school…Eventually. Anyways. I parked in my favourite spot. I got out of the car NORMALLY and Sunny decided to get out of the car in slow-mo.
“Sunny! Would you hurry up, we’re late!”
“Listen, I am making a fashion statement. The slow-mo effect will give it that extra….attitude.” She stated while flipping her rainbow hair.
Whatever. I just walked away. I'm late for class. I hate being late for class. People stare att you like you're a 2 headed freak.
I was about to open the door to my Math class when it hit me in the face.
"Watch where you're going. You almost left a dent in the door." Who the...?! Alec... Of course, only he would say that.
"Whatever asshole."
YOU ARE READING
I Live With A Freakin Bad Boy.
Roman d'amourNever in a million years had Chynelle Jones dreamed of living with her school bad boy... Never in a billion yeara had she dreamed of liking it.
