Pranks and mischieves-a Hogwarts story

Chapter 1-the arrival

The new kid, again. Great! I can't even begin to express my excitement. ( and for the record I'm being sarcastic, I really hate being the new in town). Although this wasn't like all the other times we've moved, this time was different. And this is the part where I explain all the details of my old life and bla bla blaaaa, boooooring. I ain't got time for that shit and neither do you, so let's just keep it there.

Hi! My name is y/n and I'm the newest addition to hogwarts school of magic.

So I guess your all wondering how I found out I was ✨magical✨ if you will (even though I don't believe in that kinda stuff). Well I would like to say that that's a looong story... but it relly isn't. I got a letter just like everyone else, well two I guess ( one where they sincerely apologized, pfft as if). And I'm not like everyone else. I got my letter when I turned sixteen, yup SIXTEEN! Witch explains the second letter. And I'm not over exaturating when I'm telling you that I screamed, oooh I screamed bloody murder. My mom probably thought that I've finally put an end to it, and with that being said, yes I have diagnosed depression. Fun right, getting asked "how are you feeling" by your parents everyday over and over, well if it only was that good. I'm gonna spare you the details just like I did about my life before this, my mom is an alcoholic and my dad is pretty much nonexistent. And by diagnosed I mean by myself and myself only, what? you actually thought that I would go see someone about my suicidal thoughts, pfft it's like the best thing that ever happened to me I mean, what to complain about am I right. If I want to I can end it anytime, I can basically do whatever I want cause I'm not afraid of death right (btw being sarcastic again).

Anyway, I'm still going to try and make this less of a hell hole, for me and anyone involved in my first day of school prank war. Basically I just pic a student in my class that seems to be the most a annoying nerd ever seen by the world and I start bullying them, if you will. Although I wouldn't call it bullying, besides I do it to all students eventually even older ones as well. That's my idea of fun. From that information I guess you have figured why we always move from place to place, and your completely right. My bad habit has become a lifestyle, and I like it I get to have fun and see different places. Although this wasn't a " move" exactly since we don't actually have moved houses, I just switched schools.

So this Hogwarts thing... I just see it as another nice chapter in my happily ever after life. So I just started my day of as usual: wake up, go to sleep, wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast and leave for school. I don't have an alarm clock, I'm gonna be late anyways so why bother, you know. Then I walked to the train station, haha wait a minute... train station, what kinda school is this? I mean, I knew it was weird but train to school weird. That's another level of weird.
Anyhow I got on the train, changed into my weird uniform, and btw I didn't have to go shopping for supplies it was kinda their way of saying sorry I guess, except for the beautiful written letter (ugh!). Pfft I looked in the mirror and just bursted into laughter, I mean I looked great as always but like... this robe wasn't doing it for me, but also in this case considering everyone else wearing it I would just stick out more if I wasn't wearing it. Besides I can make it work, as always.

Aaaand... finally we arrived at the school... and it's a mother f****** castle. My first thought was that I wanted to see it all explode, but I mean who doesent wanna see a castle explode so, yeah. But for once in my entire lifetime I was actually kinda exited.