John sat on the couch watching t.v. as he always did on Tuesday from 8:37 to 12:03. He then decided to go to the bathroom and brush his teeth. While he was brushing he saw a button on the brush. "Hmmmm." He said aloud. Then John made the worst mistake of his life, he pressed the button, yes you heard me correctly. JOHN PRESSED THE FUCKING BUTTON! The toothbrush then started vibrating. It suddenly grew a pair of lips and kissed John and proceeded to blow up the entire cancerfied ducking universe, and it was all John's fault. He shouldn't have pressed the button.
