the battle of york town

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by behind_y0u_

by behind_y0u_

abe was enjoying the 2 hour and 40 minute long remake of hamilton done done by the king himself, when three sussy bakas interrupted by flinging their stupid faces through the window he just fixed after throwing the short guy out of it.

":o obama what are you doing here??" abe asked as hamilton continued to play

"I'm here to rekindle our love babe" obama said getting down on one knee and holding out a teletubbie head. "do you accept?"

"sure whatever lol" then obama slipped the telletubie hed onto his boyfriends presidential ring finger.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the supper sussy amogus pog baka champ werewolf vampire chicken hybrid yelled as he lunged at abe with a samurai sword in his teeth.

He then proceeded t cut off abes thumb. then his middles finger, then his pointer finger. "OMG WHY IS CUTTING PEOPLES RING FINGER OFF SO HARD!!!" then he got fed up and cut the whole hand off.

"ow"

then abe fell over backwards and started bleeding all his presidential blood out onto the floor as Tiagz kept saying "I did. What you gonna do about it?" over and over again in the background. until finally big q swung his sword in his direction. in doing so, he accidentally took off obamas head!!

"FRICK!!!!" the quackmeister yelled in frustration. "I JUST KILLED BAE!! NOOO"

Then obama stood up, blood spurting from his neck, then his head spoke

"lol what the heck man, that was kinda sussy of you."

the big q screamed and ran back out the window.

obama followed him, carrying his head in a burlap sack he bought from amazon.