A TANNER X CONNOR STORY IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE WHY TF NOT (BESIDES WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING SO YUH👹👹)
Tanner and Connor were working out at the gym. they didn't know each other but they were the only ones there. Connor being the pathetic good for nothing he is could only life the molding empty milk carton he found in the fridge.
Tanner saw this and naruto sprinted his ass over there and smacked it out of CONNORS weak hands. 🏃💨
TANNER- " hey weakling!"
CONNOR- "h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey🥺🥺🥺"
TANNWR- " why the actual fuck are you lifting a milk carton you pathetic bottom?"
CONNOR- "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im not pathetic or a bottom!! 🥺😡😡😡😡" *tries to flex noodle arms* "SEE LITTLE BITCH I HAVE MUSCLES🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😡😡😡"
TANNWR- "did you just call me a little bitch?
CKNNOR- "n-n-b-n-n-n-n-n-no why would I didn't that🥺🥺???
TANNWR- "I'M JUST GONNA FUCK YOU NOW"
VONNOR- "what😀"
tanned took off his clothes along with connors and before he knew it Tanner began fucking the actual shit out of him. INTESTINES?? don't know her anymore🥺 Tanner was thrusting in and out of Connor while he was moaning and groaning like there was no tomorrow😋🥰
a child walked in and saw them doing this unthinkable act. she started to scream and then she threw up blood and died. someome came running towards the little child and saw her deceased body. she was shocked like her face really said😮. the unknown woman walked over to them and started screaming at them. the. since this unknown woman is a baddie baka😝🥰 she kicked Tanner is the face and said" MY NAME IS PATRICA MARIA-ELIZABETH QUEEN OF ENGLAND THE THIRD👹👹👹👹👹AND THIS IS MY GYM BUT SINCE YOU HOLD MF'S DECIDED TO FUCK EACH OTHER IN MY MF GYM IT'S YOURS NOW👹👹👹👹👹👹" she walked and exited the gym.
but Tanner didn't give two shits about what she just said because he has no mercy for connors insides.🤪🤪🤪
they fucked for 9277927391$38192$3 hours and Connor had82)292)2 orgasms. although rn we are only on hour 9277927391$38192$2
all the sudden PATRICA MARIA-ELIZABETH THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND THE THIRD walked in with the rainbow pride fall and yelled "GAY PRIDE!!!" then walked out.
Tanner stood up as if he just took a quick jog to the McDonalds around the corner. while Connor on the other hand looked like he just ran a marathon without training. that mf saw Jesus himself. he prayed to my Lord Nicki Minaj 69 times hoping he could function without needed a wheelchair. Connor had fr seen the light and heard a voice.
TANNER- "get up."
Connor, wanting to follow his tanners orders like the good discord kitten he is🥺 when he got that mf got reincarnated into a fox, dinosaur, oak tree and a television. when he finally got up Tanner pushed him on his knees and you know what happens next.... yup. blow jobs were given and CONNORS gag reflex? oh baby she's long gone🏃💨
*in Spongebob narrator voice *
10 years later-
Tanner and Connor had a family of 6. after that day at the gym Connor became pregnant and gave birth to quintuplets. it took 4 years to give birth, 1 child per year.
Tanner, Connor and their kids, Charlie, charli, Charley, and Charly now all live on a dairy farm called T&C C.U.M Company. they both died at the rip age of 42,069 years old. when Connor and Tanner died their kids finally got to be themselves charli came out as a non binary lesbian, Charlie moved away to Argentina, Charley came out as a trans woman, and Charly is in a polyamarus relationship. ❤️
author note
what the actual fuck why the hell did I write this? out of all things this is what I do in my free time? I don't even know anymore😀
I have sandwich👹 yum yum
YOU ARE READING
AT THE MF GYM
Short StoryMY LAST ONE GOT TAKEN DOWN AND I'M SO MADE SK HERE'S A NEW ONE BUT PLS DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THO IT'S ALL JOKE ⚠️THE PEOPLE IN THIS STORY ARE AGED UP⚠️
