Lemon with a teaspoon of sugar

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I grabbed the telephone and slammed it at the wall, and opened my window for some air, I had just got the news that Elle Madden had got promoted right above me, the one fucking thing I had against her at this point, I don't understand why everyone loves her so much, she disgusts me.

I called in my assistant marlin for some tea,
lemon with a teaspoon of sugar

marlin is good, he's loyal, smart, and knows me well
the only thing that makes me scream into my pillow at night about him
is that he likes her
he likes Elle
he says I should warm up to her but I know she won't warm up to me, and she's irritating
so why even bother being friends with someone with such an annoying voice
I could talk for hours about how much I hate everything about her

marlin comes in with my tea and I start to sip to calm myself
I work as a detective in the nypd
and so did Elle until she got promoted to Sargeant
which is basically the exact same thing as detective just with a fancy title
and she gets to boss me around
I just know that she'll be so annoying about this
she only got the job because of her dumb drug bust a couple weeks ago.
Before her promotion, a year or two ago, I had been undercover for 10 months, I had uncovered a big crime family, if it wasn't for me those sick fucks would still be free
in return for catching a crime family the NYPD had been chasing for years I got my own small office
and an assistant
which Elle didn't have
until now

I was almost finished with my tea when a giant gust of wind comes through my window throwing my papers everywhere

I saved marlin the trouble of cleaning it up and did it myself.

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