Bamboozle-Man: Way Down in the Secret Deep

(We open in the apartment of Bamboozle-Man and Lazy Jim where we see the two heroes Lazy Jim and Detective Chuck watching the aftermath of an epic battle between the Responders and an army of mole people that had erupted from the ground in Nevada. A reporter was on the tv screen explaining the situation)

Reporter: Eyewitness reports say that the Mole Masters planned to use their powerful forces to take over Las Vegas and use San Andreas' fault to sink it into the ground. Luckily for us, the Responders were there to prevent this act of terror. We even managed to get some breathtaking footage of Bamboozle-Man and John Cena using one of the massive Earthworms to strangle the Mole Golem on top of the Space Needle replica.

LJ: *grunts*

Chuck: You know that's not the real Space Needle right? That's in Seattle.

LJ: *grunts*

Chuck: Then just buy an umbrella! Sigh. I wonder if Bamboozle-Man's gonna bring home another one of his "souvenirs". I could barely withstand the smell last time he brought one home and I've smelt sabretooth tiger guts.

LJ: *grunts*

Reporter: It seems now that Bamboozle-Man has walked into a destroyed gift shop and has retrieved a...snow globe?

(The tv showed footage of Bamboozle-Man fishing through the rubble of a crumbled building and eventually finding a somehow undamaged snow globe with the Space Needle inside)

BM: Hey! Mint condition! *coughs* Oh God so much dust.

Chuck: Oh thank God.

Reporter: Well it's nice to see at least someone is finding some kind of happiness in such a grim site. Wait. Is he about to-

(Bamboozle-Man then rocketed into the sky and out of frame)

LJ: *grunts in shock*

Chuck: I-I don't know. He could be any-

(Suddenly, Bamboozle-Man flew through the open window with the snow globe in his hand. His skin also seemed to be a bit darker than usual. Likely due to tan he got from Vegas)

BM: Hi, guys!

Chuck: Hey. Shouldn't you be back there in Nevada cleaning up all the mole corpses?

BM: Oh, the Responders have this thing where we play a rock paper scissors tournament and whoever wins gets to skip out on clean up for a week. Luckily, The Paladin has a terrible poker face. He always goes for paper.

LJ: *grunts*

BM: I know right? I'm really getting the hang of this superhero stuff. I might even get myself a logo!

Chuck: I wouldn't say that.

BM: Say what?

Chuck: That you're getting the hang of it.

BM: What're you talking about? I'm on the best superhero team on the planet!

Chuck: You're on the only superhero team on the planet.

BM: Exactly. Best by default. Just like that unicorn I found.

Chuck: You found a what!?

BM: Not important.

LJ: *grunts*

BM: See? Lazy Jim knows what I'm talking about. They love me!

Chuck: Well the numbers say different. Take a look.

(Detective Chuck pulled out his tablet and pulled up the various approval ratings of the Responders. He then showed it to his two friends)

BM: Approval ratings? What am I, a politician?