Nathan Woke up feeling chris brown

Lmao

Nathan sat under a beautiful yellow tree. Sad after what happened the past day he looked up into the sky and felt lonely. "Sigh.. oh god please grant me love!" he sat there for a bit.. "No wait.. I don't believe in god? Wait huh what am i saying???" his friend jazleen walked up to him. "Hey Nath-" "Shut the fuck up hoe" replied Nathan. "You really gonna act nice after you told me that shit yesterday!?" "Nathan I'm sorry I.." Nathan woke up feeling chris brown this morning and bam! Knocked that bitch out. Nathan looked at her and said "Why get real bitches when strippers exist?" so he grabbed his wallet walked to Pink Girlz club and paid 500 dollars for lap dances here and there. The End.